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  1. Now that SL6B is over and the cake is cut, why does Phaylen still have that knife in her hand? Oh, it's at Hamlet's throat? Okay.
  2. Did you blow a finger or hand off yesterday while playing with fireworks? I guess Voice isn't all that stupid now, eh?
  3. Is your partner saying "Oh, just get me a gift that's expensive and I don't need it?" Why not gift them Premium membership?
  4. BREAKING NEWS: Governor Linden will resign and not seek re-election. Confused, rambling press conference at 2PM SLT.
  5. @Ham_Rambler Did you say "SLáinte!" in Fibber McGees and them aresholes in Legal not know Gaelic? Tell 'em Pogue Mahone!
  6. Watch out, men! These SL beaches are *mined*! Thank goodness we have an expert to clear them... RUN MINESWEEPER!
  7. When we say bot farms are banned, we also mean nanobot farms, too. Just because they're teeny tiny, doesn't mean you're not gaming traffic!
  8. New Policy: When someone gets permabanned, the first person who filed an AR on them gets to keep their their prim hair scalp.
  9. Say hello to our new International Relations Director SarahPalin Linden!
  10. How do trends spread? Smooth as butter! Spread trends over a cracker... a bagel... or toast (for all you toast-freaks).
  11. Drew Carey on Second Life? I guess we should expect a new show on Treet.tv: "Who's Avaline Is It Anyway?"
  12. Okay, who released Professor Antfamroffski's's Flea Circus at the Hair Fair? FESS UP!
  13. Um... we made a mistake. All those Adult parcels we've been allocating... they're Teen Grid, not Zindra.
  14. Login issues resolved. (Please see a shrink anyway.)
  15. Login issues. Please see a shrink. (YOU'RE CRAZY!)
  16. ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG It's KEIKO! *swoon* 5PM http://slurl.com/secondlife...
  17. Boycott Linden office hours are starting at 2PM SLT, but you don't need a SLURL. He's boycotting his own office hours.
  18. Due to a system glitch, GossipGirl and Linden have been switched in permissions database. We'll fix it after spreading rumors and shopping.
  19. How much is Second Lie owner Swindlen Lab worth? Ummmmm... can someone check the sofa cushions?
  20. Hordes of barbarians shouting "What's in your wallet?" are screwing with the credit card system. boiling oil to repel their onslaught.