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- Trying to sync them all up to perform poorly? Oh, wait. You're RG, not LL. RT@Dr_Manhattan Restarting some regions performing poorlyabout 10 hours ago from web
- RT @ Meet Second Life's oldest unclaimed showstopper Jira bug report. It's over 4 years old!about 13 hours ago from web
- We'd certify the viewer for Windows 7, but can't get Windows 7 to insta- wait... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DISK IS UPSIDE DOWN? AUUUGH!about 16 hours ago from web
- We apologize for the outage. A bird dropped a bit of baguette and.. um... we blasted the bird (and servers) with a shotgun.about 16 hours ago from web
- @ You sound like my college roommate. Man, was he a stoner!about 16 hours ago from web
- @ If you think Zindra is sick, watch an avatar with 100% breasts slider doing "hip shake" dance on Emerald without Dramamine.about 17 hours ago from web
- @ Since you residents make our nice builds ugly, our next planned community Phillindenadelphia will not have any residents at all.about 17 hours ago from web
- A bunch of us are exploring Zindra. Ewwwwww. We host THIS SMUT HEAP? You people are SICK!about 18 hours ago from web
- @ Repairman says that the coffeemaker asked the Love Machine if it wanted a little sugar with its coffee, got out of hand.about 18 hours ago from web
- Hey, someone better unplug the Love Machine. It's trying to hump the coffeemaker.about 19 hours ago from web
- @ It doesn't help that SL Enterprise customers got the GOOD Halloween candy while the public grid were handed popcorn balls.about 19 hours ago from web
- @ Why on Earth would someone out Windows on a machine TWICE? Someone needs a nice hot cup of "Install Linux, You Idiot!"about 20 hours ago from web
- @ But... but... but they replied to my DM asking for a bear with ASCII art of a bear!8:43 PM Nov 8th from web
- Totally loving this Google Wave thing. It's everything the hype-artists said it was and more. So, anybody find a use for it yet?7:56 PM Nov 8th from web
- Okay, who passed me the note that said "Yeah, M is an artist... a BULLSHIT artist." ? Fess up.9:50 AM Nov 8th from web
- Now that the clock is working again, time for me to punch out and go the heck home. Good luck, suckers! See ya!7:18 PM Nov 7th from web
- System clock issues are now fixed. We have determined that, like all problems you have with our service, it was all your fault.5:58 PM Nov 7th from web
- Okay, we just bought a gift certificate from Starbucks. Will that work? Gimme a quarter to scratch off the number...5:56 PM Nov 7th from web
- @ How dare yoooo *hic* accuse usshhhhh of bein'.... bein'... *hic* I love you, man.5:52 PM Nov 7th from web
- @ Um, clear your cache? Update your video driver? Reboot your computer? Read the Wiki?5:51 PM Nov 7th from web
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- Name Second Lie
- Location Second Life
- Bio SecondLie Scribe in SL - A parody of @secondlife and @slgridstatus. secondliar@gmail.com
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