seaslug_of_doom
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@ Child abductors! Dang! My cats won't even clean the bathroom.
6:33 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to madbushfarm
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Today's unlikely to get auto-follows are: greegree, gremial, geode.
6:20 PM Nov 24th
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Just opened a door for a woman and she gave me that sneering 'thank you' like I just insulted her.
9:12 AM Nov 24th
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@ Red Dwarf!
2:57 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to ooga_booga
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@ Shiny buckles and a smallpox infested blanket in my hand.
2:29 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to CNReilly
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RT @: How to end procrastination
>> I'll read this tomorrow.
2:26 PM Nov 22nd
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I'm increasingly having trouble finding where I parked my car. It's only a matter of time before I'm wearing Depends. Probably on my head.
5:33 PM Nov 21st
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@ Are you a representative of Trivantis? Or are you an end user fan?
1:23 PM Nov 20th
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in reply to Lectora
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Today's unlikely to get auto-follows are: bellibone, belluine, belomancy.
10:20 AM Nov 20th
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@ What's the appx. launch date of Captivate 5 in general? Thanks, very excited.
3:54 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to rjacquez
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@ You're being inappropriate, Larry.
3:38 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to Wordweaverlynn
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Are surfer dudes allowed to be pharmacy techs?
11:06 AM Nov 17th
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@ What kind of cigarettes are YOU smoking?
10:58 AM Nov 17th
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in reply to chokeychicken
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Today's unlikely to get auto-follows are: marc, mardy, masdeu.
10:15 AM Nov 17th
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@ Happy Birthday!
5:05 PM Nov 15th
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I'm peeling from a bad sunburn. It's like there's an iguana with the heartbreak of psoriasis hiding in my apt.
11:36 AM Nov 13th
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@ They still smoke in Indian casinos, here.
10:31 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to Anjeebaby
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AAA used to be worth something, once upon a time, but boy have they slacked off on their service. I am done with them.
10:30 AM Nov 13th
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@ I've always liked the smell of cigarette smoke. It's why I hang out on casinos.
8:39 AM Nov 13th
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in reply to Anjeebaby
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I'm at the dealership, getting my car serviced. They have free wifi. Take that, Edsel!
8:35 AM Nov 13th
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- Name Gregg J Wanciak
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.seaslu...
- Bio I am jaded, misanthropic, and demiurgic. I love run-on sentences, Popeye's red beans, and have comma disease.
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