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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow's yelling scene in "Proof" is reminiscent of "David After The Dentist" 6:49 PM Dec 6th from web
  2. i just ordered pizza via the internet. it only took three times as long as it would have on the phone. 5:29 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. What the hell happened to Kathleen Turner? Did she hire Danny Devito's trainer?? 7:46 AM Dec 1st from web
  4. RT @screenjunkies: Extended preview of 'Steven Seagal: Lawman' (aka 'Fat Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans') http://tinyurl.com/yf7hxkx 8:26 AM Nov 30th from web
  5. Who's this Adam Lambert chick I keep hearing about? 11:12 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. Bourbon Street is the horniest place I've ever been. Even the living statues have erections. 1:53 AM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Having fun in New Orleans. Though having trouble finding that clam chowder that they're so famous for. 7:43 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. @drw You can use it to swim in really deep waters. 8:38 AM Nov 19th from web
  9. SWEET BALLS OF ODIN!!!!!!!!!! http://tinyurl.com/yj3gzzy 8:37 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. @drw Hands off my milkshake. 7:53 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. Wise Honey BBQ Flavored Cheez Doodles. The reason God gave us tongues. 6:39 PM Nov 18th from web
  12. @WithoutTea And what were the questions?? 6:34 PM Nov 18th from web
  13. @amypop Jealous. Are the Posies playing with Chilton? 6:32 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. RT @screenjunkies Screen Junkie's very own lands a TV pilot deal with 'Shit My Dad Says: The Sitcom' http://tinyurl.com/yjt5zue 8:27 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. What should I do with this pumpkin left over from Halloween? Make a pie or throw it at cars on the expressway? 5:13 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. Tonight, I foresake my roots and dine at Red Lobster. 1:58 PM Nov 6th from web
  17. Did you know that every bagel you eat equals 6 slices of bread? & each of those slices equals 4 slices. That's 24 slices of bread per bagel. 6:35 PM Nov 5th from web
  18. It's people!! IKEA Meatballs is people!!!! 5:38 PM Nov 5th from web
  19. I vow to increase my productivity by some kind of percentage today. 7:39 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. Watch out Halloween. Here comes a homemade Keyboard Cat costume. 2:40 PM Oct 30th from web
  • Name Matt Sears
  • Location Brooklyn, NY
  • Bio I'm an incredibly private person.
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