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  1. Ask me about my grandchildren. Seriously. I will pretend like they are real and tell you about little Kyle's great arm! about 3 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  2. @meganganz :-( no. I have one prospect right now.. Let's talk about it. My packet is really good right now. Hire me to be your PA. about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Just got hired to write for Elin Woods, so be prepared to hear nightclub waitresses referred to as "jizz jars." about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  4. I think I have more in common with the kids who ate paste than I do with the kids who ate salad. about 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  5. "If I were to list all of my true friends, I would list one, my butler, whatever his real name was." - William Randolph Hearst about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  6. You probably feel really special if Dracula is the vampire feasting on your life. That would be like Michael Jordan sucking your blood. about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  7. Going to Atlantic City tomorrow, hope nobody recognizes me when I use my catchphrase "Deal Em Up! And I'm not talkin' bout Carrrrrds." about 13 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  8. Follow Fridazzeeee!!! @apey, @robdelaney, @bobpowers1, @mattgoldich, @jennakimjones, @samgrittner, @imaudihere, @jess_richardson. #ff #thanx about 13 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  9. My stripper song would be "Everytime You Go Away" by Paul Young. Prepare for your boners to feel compassion! about 13 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  10. Will you guys review some lyrics I'm working on? Good. "Titties all the time, titties rap and rhyme, it is titties time." What do you think? about 13 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  11. @mattgoldich I'm gonna come to your birthday drinks! Did I miss it? (See what I did there?) 9:11 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  12. My favorite food is Wild Boar, it tastes cocainey, by which I mean mediciney. 8:56 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  13. @bobpowers1 how about an animal's funeral? 8:51 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  14. Quick question: if you had a threesome, where would you go to brunch in NYC? 8:50 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  15. Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ, Hang the DJ! - Protestor who never heard of the Smiths protesting Full House the TV show. 8:33 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  16. There's shows called NY's Funniest Lawyer, I would much rather watch a show called NY's Shittiest Lawyer. 7:59 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  17. @greg_rutter wings as in the paul mccartney band or the good kind of wings. 4:54 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  18. Come to my show tonight at coco66 in greenpoint at 8 pm. it's free billz. i am not drinking. 3:10 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. @julezmac how much do violin players make a year? (INSIDE JOKE) ((burn)) 2:11 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry
  20. Sam Brown, Sean Patton and Myself are going on tour in March or April. Bring us to your town. 1 of us has a tv show, 1 is renowned, 1 is me 1:39 PM Dec 3rd from TwitterBerry