seankent
- Meet the Press should be retitled "Reporters Unnecessarily Relaying Information You Already Read On the Internet".about 19 hours ago from web
- Veteran's Day is this week - or as I call it, "Aw fuck the kids are home from school day".5:37 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
- Sometimes wish I was a cop who had sexy tension with his hot partner. Then I worry about what if we were in the squad car and I had to fart.3:52 PM Nov 8th from web
- OMG! Rep. Shadegg hears a baby's thoughts! Amazing! Maybe he can get it to stop shitting its pants! 1:36 PM Nov 8th from web
- I like movies where somebody thought someone was dead but then it turns out they're not and it's all happy. So awesome.11:31 AM Nov 8th from web
- Just watched the pilot for "V". SPOILER ALERT!!! Scott Wolf is still very short.12:25 AM Nov 8th from web
- Health Care Reform passed the House! A great day for humanity. Sniff. I can only hope that Glenn Beck is fellating a shotgun.10:36 PM Nov 7th from web
- Crowd waiting to get into the first show in KC. Both shows sold out tonight. Sweet! 5:55 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- RT @ 1 of 20 painting for small works show -more from my fav artist5:51 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
- 3 more shows then I fly home and bang the hell out of my girlfriend's vagina. Do you hear that, girlfriend's vagina? DO YOU HEAR ME??!!!4:56 PM Nov 7th from web
- Sad that muslim soldier felt God wanted him to kill. Christians never feel God wants them to kill. Unless you count George Bush.4:40 PM Nov 6th from web
- The Republicans calling themselves tea-baggers is actually making me not want to put my balls in people's mouths anymore.3:56 PM Nov 6th from web
- Unless you were running for President it's pretty fucking dumb to blame Obama because you're unemployed.3:43 PM Nov 6th from web
- Follow Friday - @, @, @, @, @8:26 AM Nov 6th from web
- Rented "Up". Disney said it's the "adventure of a lifetime". Which could be true depending on what the old man does to that boy.12:01 AM Nov 6th from web
- I am so bored. I really wish a ninja would crash through my hotel window and attack me.3:34 PM Nov 5th from web
- I love when dudes tell me how much they can bench press because I can do so much with that information.3:34 PM Nov 5th from web
- MSNBC's "It's the Economy" says all is a referendum on Obama. Turned it off. Was a referendum that the show is hosted by 2 dumb twats.11:54 AM Nov 5th from web
- Jon Voight is speaking to the teabaggers. I wish he would just shut up and go back to creating hot girls with his penis.11:20 AM Nov 5th from web
- Matsui won the first ever MVP for a Japanese player. So now can we FINALLY stop hearing about how Hiroshima was so awful? 11:38 PM Nov 4th from web
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- Name Sean Kent
- Location Inside your head
- Web http://www.seanke...
- Bio I'm a standup comic and a beautiful human being.
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