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  1. All you indecent people can get fucked.
  2. I'm thankful for all of you decent people. Thanks for sharing a laugh, a cry, a moment with me. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
  3. @cssboy See, you've got your dinosaurs and you've got your train. Together, you get your Dinosaur Train. Why can't I think of these things?
  4. FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOMM from high prices here at Willy Wally's Value Village!
  5. Alamo rented us a Grand Marquis instead of a Maxima. I've already left the blinker on for 5 miles and crapped my Depends twice.
  6. Thanks, everyone! Your good will has steeled me for 3 days with my in-laws. Unfortunately, I'll be there for a week.
  7. @Mike_FTW True! Who knew your hand-me-downs would last 3 generations? That's the way to be green, people.
  8. It's [going to be, according to a grainy ultrasound image] a girl!
  9. Landscapers need polluting, gas-guzzling leaf blowers because, and I don't know if you know this, but, in New England, we don't have wind.
  10. Based on how many stations have already moved to holiday music, I'm looking forward to Santa leaving Kwanza presents under my 8 turkeys.
  11. The traits that cause one to live in the messiest house in the country and be proud of it on national TV are, I'm guessing, closely related.
  12. That was two and a half hours ago and I'm still laughing.
  13. Me: Time to sit on the potty! Boy: Ok! The poop is getting in his car and driving to my bum!
  14. @adtothebone Close. It's "your underwear". When do you want these back?
  15. My girlie-man scream would have been warranted were it not for the facts: It's 40 degrees, I'm in a suburb, and that was a leaf, not a crab.
  16. This train needs its diaper changed.
  17. @awryone I hate you and oh god will you just give me a hug?
  18. @bryanl Maybe, but one looks a tad douchier when, based on preference, they tell people they look like a douche for using a correct option.
  19. RT @PhilDarnowsky: If Windows 7 was your idea, please keep the rest of them to yourself.
  20. RT @jdickerson: This morning's question about hunger (http://bit.ly/28q9Op) & your responses quickly collected. Thanks everyone. http:// ...