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  1. @millsbaker I agree about "The First 48". It gave me the urge to work homicide. I haven't felt this way since Rescue 911.
  2. So, Colbert just killed it with Elvis Costello.
  3. @maritimexpat thanks. I'm thirty two today, which is still slightly younger than Holden Caufield.
  4. @maritimexpat I ragequit the Internet, like, every other week. Nobody seems to care.
  5. @mattlanger Crippling self doubt knows no bounds. You're never too old for it.
  6. @millsbaker It sounds like you work in a high school cafeteria. #swoon
  7. Handing out free candy. Wondering what message this sends to our most impressionable citizens in the middle of a recession.
  8. @coleman just playing around with Twitter push notifications. You know, the white man's burden.
  9. @coleman can you send me an @ message? I'm testing a new app. It should open and close my garage door and start cooking breakfast.
  10. @coleman @mattlanger Also included with every visit to a Canadian doctor is a coupon for a state-subsidized sex change
  11. Everyone on "Little People Big World" seems to be getting shorter every week. Is this gravity or just more camera tricks?
  12. @coleman Download _Man on Wire_ and watch it this weekend. You'll love it.
  13. In Collingwood to meet my good friend Rob. Turns out we both question our existence. Drink.
  14. Just stepped on a nail. Feel like that midget burglar from Home Alone. Also, am now afraid to use the door knob.
  15. @djthrusst I have no idea how to move copy at King's. I do, however, know how to raise eyebrows.
  16. @djthrusst I just read the Fall 2009 issue of the Kings Herald and I vomited in my mouth.
  17. Watching Rushmore AGAIN. Yes, I love this movie.
  18. Just watched Rushmore. Almost forgot how awesome that movie is and that Owen Wilson co-wrote.
  19. @SashLyon A horse tax seems fair to me. Either slaughter the four-legged beast or else pony up.
  20. @djthrusst I'm drinking a Sleeman Original right now. I could have brewed it myself but I have nothing to prove.