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  1. @ParkerMama Say "No." Repeat.
  2. Blood will tell: http://bit.ly/15e3SG
  3. @suzannetobias I am not a sports fan at all, unless by fan you mean "sincerely wish it would all get sucked into a black hole.
  4. I wish I had a whole lot more ambition, or none.
  5. @sahans The weather is so awesome. Thinking of moving back, but just for the winter. :) How are yous guys?
  6. Excited about bookclub, @jylmomIF! Can I get a copy of the book?
  7. Sometimes I confirm friendships w/ people I have no recollection of, if we have over 20 mutual friends. #facebookconfessions
  8. (draconian?) Rules for Waiters: http://bit.ly/1r5tfn
  9. @SomethingGirl Tell me how you like them.
  10. @HollyWillNot Yes, and I also hate the "I used to be so faithful, so now that I'm not, you can really trust that I know what I'm talking abt
  11. @brenanders I wonder if it's an excerpt? I agree, quite odd.
  12. Memoir by a former (aren't they always?) Mormon missionary: http://bit.ly/2fuAlU
  13. Spot (3 yo): "No I'm not. I'm NOT driving you crazy, Mommy." #denialissounattractive
  14. @SomethingGirl Well, I lied. I didn't actually cry. I did tear up though. I find I am almost always in the mood for @thebloggess.
  15. @SomethingGirl Is that like Typhoid Mary?
  16. Totally un-p.c. and rather explicit, but I laughed until I cried: http://thebloggess.com/?p=4599
  17. @suedonym Or having sex wrong.
  18. @HollyWillNot If I'd known how long it would take my 3 yo's hair to grow back, I never would've shaved it. SOOO frustrating.
  19. Guess whose tooth was dead . . . deader than a doornail? (And whose bank account is now, too?)
  20. Sometimes I know a tweet will enrage certain people, but I say it anyway. #twitterconfessions