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  1. Nuts being a symbol of fertility in ancient Mesopotamia, the cradle of civilization. (Note: not an literal cradle. OR IS IT?) 7:10 PM Nov 21st from web
  2. Against better judgement, am reading "The Lost Symbol." Synopsis: Langdon is condescending know-it-all, needs to get a knee to the nuts. 7:08 PM Nov 21st from web
  3. (Dark brown nylon Sauconys: five stars. Tan suede KangaRoos: two stars.) 12:08 PM Nov 16th from web
  4. One ranking criteria they should have on Zappos.com is how easy it is to remove bloodstains from different pairs of shoes. 12:07 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. When Southern ladies say, "Bless your heart!" what they really mean is, "You are dim-witted and I will pretend I think that's adorable." 6:53 AM Nov 9th from web
  6. "Scutmonkey" manuscript, 4th revision in the can. That's right, 4th revision. Feel like I have been working on this since the dawn of time. 6:34 AM Nov 8th from web
  7. Either that, or Mack is turning into a seal. 5:49 AM Nov 2nd from web
  8. Turns out no matter how long it's been since you've worked in the Peds ER, you never forget the sound of croup. 5:47 AM Nov 2nd from web
  9. Really excited to have an extra hour to work this weekend. Unfortunately, I don't think babies know about daylight savings time. 4:59 AM Oct 31st from web
  10. Stopped by Target on the way home today purely to practice pulling into and then out of a busy shopping center. Only got honked at once! 11:34 AM Oct 29th from web
  11. My pet peeve is ladies who live their lives like they exist in a "Cathy" comic strip. Ack! 1:50 PM Oct 28th from web
  12. Anyway, I wrapped them both in bubble wrap before we left the house. 2:46 AM Oct 25th from web
  13. Let it be clear that if it were up to me I would not ever drive with my kids, but Joe is out of town and we needed to get to a school thing. 2:45 AM Oct 25th from web
  14. Also, you think driving with a new license is scary? Try having to drive with your kids in the car for the very first time. TERRIFYING. 7:30 PM Oct 24th from web
  15. If I had known that they were going to re-take my picture for my license, I probably would have at least brushed my hair. 6:56 PM Oct 24th from web
  16. So...I passed the road test and got my driver's license today. Also, I am thirty-one years old. This could be some kind of record. 10:58 AM Oct 24th from web
  17. Obligatory mid-autumn posing of offspring with pumpkins: http://bit.ly/2wmZjN (See also: hayride, corn maze, hot cider.) 6:25 AM Oct 19th from web
  18. This weekend we got a weed-whacker and a grill for the backyard. The testosterone levels in this house are so high I'm growing a beard. 5:42 PM Oct 12th from web
  19. The Starbucks where I am working is directly across from a Waffle House. I am intrigued. Is it like IHOP? Should I eat there? Please advise. 6:45 AM Oct 7th from web
  20. You know what would be the greatest innovation ever? See-through moving boxes! Don't steal my idea, guys. I'm about to be a gajillionaire. 4:58 PM Oct 6th from web
  • Name Michelle Au
  • Location Atlanta, GA
  • Web http://theunderwe...
  • Bio One small anesthesiologist. One big world.
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