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  1. "Scutmonkey" manuscript, 4th revision in the can. That's right, 4th revision. Feel like I have been working on this since the dawn of time.
  2. Either that, or Mack is turning into a seal.
  3. Turns out no matter how long it's been since you've worked in the Peds ER, you never forget the sound of croup.
  4. Really excited to have an extra hour to work this weekend. Unfortunately, I don't think babies know about daylight savings time.
  5. Stopped by Target on the way home today purely to practice pulling into and then out of a busy shopping center. Only got honked at once!
  6. My pet peeve is ladies who live their lives like they exist in a "Cathy" comic strip. Ack!
  7. Anyway, I wrapped them both in bubble wrap before we left the house.
  8. Let it be clear that if it were up to me I would not ever drive with my kids, but Joe is out of town and we needed to get to a school thing.
  9. Also, you think driving with a new license is scary? Try having to drive with your kids in the car for the very first time. TERRIFYING.
  10. If I had known that they were going to re-take my picture for my license, I probably would have at least brushed my hair.
  11. So...I passed the road test and got my driver's license today. Also, I am thirty-one years old. This could be some kind of record.
  12. Obligatory mid-autumn posing of offspring with pumpkins: http://bit.ly/2wmZjN (See also: hayride, corn maze, hot cider.)
  13. This weekend we got a weed-whacker and a grill for the backyard. The testosterone levels in this house are so high I'm growing a beard.
  14. The Starbucks where I am working is directly across from a Waffle House. I am intrigued. Is it like IHOP? Should I eat there? Please advise.
  15. You know what would be the greatest innovation ever? See-through moving boxes! Don't steal my idea, guys. I'm about to be a gajillionaire.
  16. So, I am the asshole working at Starbucks in scrubs. Just one step up from the lady who comes here in her pajamas to talk on her cell phone.
  17. Had "immediate use" suitcase for the move, for clothes to wear before boxes unpacked. Realize I neglected to pack any clothes but scrubs.
  18. The TV is hooked up and we have found Nick Jr. And thus the earth has resumed spinning on its axis.
  19. You know what would increase my efficiency right now? A Foley catheter and a bag of TPN. Oh, and maybe a Halo head frame.
  20. If I can pass the boards after studying for one week, surely I can finish these book edits in three days, right? Right? (Just say yes.)