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I think I can I think I can I think I
about 8 hours ago
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I don't have enough stars or hearts to give Animal Collective's Fall Be Kind.
about 15 hours ago
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RT @: You know those people who collect every single one of the National Geographic magazines? They have issues.
about 16 hours ago
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b4 dinner with @, I wait in line to wash my hands. Guy in front of me goes in then calls out, "there's an extra pisser here, c'mon in."
9:35 PM Nov 23rd
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Overheard "Jingle Bells" on my walk to work today, but by the end of it I was singing "D!ck in a Box." I'm clearly in the gift-giving mood.
9:36 AM Nov 23rd
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RT @: People who don't believe in evolution really shouldn't be allowed to get flu shots.
1:17 PM Nov 21st
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Nearly doubled my normal night of sleep with a four hour nap, which might be the only good thing about getting sick.
5:08 PM Nov 12th
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I hope I never have to brush my eyebrows.
10:03 AM Nov 9th
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In the tunnel
11:15 AM Nov 8th
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Correction, second favorite
11:04 AM Nov 8th
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Sawyer's favorite zoo exhibit, apparently he's never seen one in the wild.
10:52 AM Nov 8th
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@ If you ever do a line of Successories-like products full of design inspiration and wisdom, pls let this tweet be your first one.
2:10 PM Nov 4th
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in reply to bokardo
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@ Is it true that you joined Automattic? If so congrats and welcome to SOMA. LMK when you want something other than McD's for lunch.
4:20 PM Nov 3rd
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in reply to tychay
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That might be the only thing I love about the end of daylight savings time. Buildings open up, streets transform, the city feels more alive.
9:51 PM Nov 2nd
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Isn't it amazing that daylight conceals activity inside most office buildings but nighttime reveals a void with no sense of what's missing?
9:49 PM Nov 2nd
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Someone hid my glasses while I was in the shower this morning. Found them in Sawyer's playhouse, covered in fingerprints. I knew it was him.
9:07 AM Nov 2nd
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who woke up singing the theme song from Golden Girls.
8:10 AM Nov 1st
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Laptop sounded like an asthmatic kitty. Googled, bought the proper tools, disassembled it, then fixed it myself! I rarely win these battles.
8:21 PM Oct 31st
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Two incidents of misleading marketing copy (with the truth in exceedingly small fine print) have left me steaming mad. Why be so evil?
10:04 AM Oct 30th
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"unreachable" cannot be found, says my dashboard dictionary / thesaurus widget without the slightest hint of irony. so wrong it's right.
2:48 PM Oct 28th
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