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  1. @pekochan Just bought me a present for *no reason*! FRIENDS ARE AWESOME.
  2. '@TyphoidAnnie Why do you hate me? Is it because I farted that time?
  3. @ZODIAC_MF Conan's mom: Nadiuska. http://twurl.nl/8kwgxo
  4. RABBIT RABBIT
  5. @WhoIsDaveT Man, you sure know your history. Thanks!
  6. To celebrate Boxing Day, I am having an English Muffin. Take _that_ colonials!
  7. @TyphoidAnnie STRIDER!
  8. GATSBY, 1996-2009. Rest in peace, little shaky tail.
  9. @EamesEra You better kick that Grass Roots motherfucker's ASS. He's making time with your girl!
  10. @forlornfunnies Paul, great to see you and Jay tonite. Can I email you at the address on your card for a non-Twitter question?
  11. @forlornfunnies No mention on GR site of you being there today. Are you? I'd like to come & say hey.
  12. @typhoidannie And *I* still have your gift!
  13. Carbohydrates, not carburetors.
  14. If only everybody lived where I live; then we could have football-related gatherings involving beer and carbs! And nomenclature!
  15. I'm collecting football player names. 2 weeks ago: Cadillac Williams. Last week: Colt McCoy. Today: Rock Cartwright!
  16. @typhoidannie You are dum
  17. @MKupperman Arcturus! I have a PHYSICAL copy of that book! It is awesome. Kupperman, you and me, we're likethis.
  18. @sea4sky PS happy birthday stinkball
  19. @EamesEra DUDE THAT POWERPOINT PRESENTATION FUCKIN ROCKS
  20. @DonGlover It would be hard to tweet if you *were* down w/ diarrhea. I'm just saying...