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  1. @JasminesSpot dont cry Roddick bank balance gone bigger. He got a check for £425,000 2:36 PM Jul 5th from web
  2. Going to change me profile pic change it to me. Get more women following me lol. Have a go on the sunbed first top up me tan 2:23 PM Jul 5th from web
  3. @JasminesSpot Dirty Diana my fav Jacko tune 4:36 AM Jul 4th from web
  4. @JasminesSpot Braveheart better than baby mama cant believe you not seen that film its a blockbuster trust me you will like it. 4:35 AM Jul 4th from web
  5. @JasminesSpot at least you can watch the final Sunday dont think he got much chance but you can always dream lol 4:33 AM Jul 4th from web
  6. Man Utd fan caught stealing socks Glastonbury 4:31 AM Jul 4th from web
  7. Murray was unlucky against Roddick. At least he can now go the barbers with his brother and get their hair cut. 11:54 AM Jul 3rd from web
  8. Man Utd signing Liverpool reject Michael Owen must be the credit crunch 11:50 AM Jul 3rd from web
  9. Just read Scots using chip fat to get a tan. Wonder if Murray and his brother uses it 8:41 AM Jul 3rd from web
  10. @JasminesSpot Oh lakers basketball team dont know much about them saw them on betting sites. Watching Murray Roddick 8:35 AM Jul 3rd from web
  11. Loads of people following me that are wankers I look at their profile and they type bollocks. 3:16 PM Jul 2nd from web
  12. @redhalf hey mate sorry to hear about Michael Shields but you keep sending updates every min. I think we got the message mate 3:11 PM Jul 2nd from web
  13. @JasminesSpot turning me laptop of before it blows up with the heat. Answer me question and I'll read it when me laptops cooled down 2:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
  14. @JasminesSpot who are lakers and whats salon? sorry about me bad knowledge of american sports but any English guy would be the same 2:06 PM Jul 2nd from web
  15. @JasminesSpot The sports England and USA have in common are sports like golf tennis athletics swimming but soccer is Englands main sport. 2:01 PM Jul 2nd from web
  16. @JasminesSpot a typical yank you guys like baseball ice hockey basketball you know sports that English people dont know anything about lol 1:56 PM Jul 2nd from web
  17. Better turn it of half an hour let it cool down. Anyone want to send me a message I'll read it when I come back 1:53 PM Jul 2nd from web
  18. On me laptop computer got a virus. The battery pack is so hot I burned me hand. This English heatwave is doing it no good. 1:53 PM Jul 2nd from web
  19. Got a follow from david_beckham23 what sad people about. David Beckham would not follow a Liverpool supporter! He a ex Man Utd player 1:49 PM Jul 2nd from web
  20. Got a nice white north face T shirt today shows of me tan. Liverpool had the weather of Spain last week. No sunbeds needed! 1:45 PM Jul 2nd from web
  • Name David
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  • Bio Scouser 28 a trainee comic butlins wanted me but H from steps took the job.
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