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  1. I just watched a transsexual man dressed as a rabbi pick up a Manischewitz bottle with his butt. It was like a kosher Maplethorpe show #fb 7:26 PM Dec 10th from Twitterrific
  2. Round robin cage match in an alcove right next to Pesos. I came in third which would be awesome if there were more than four competitors #fb 2:07 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  3. Hey Seattle, I'm drinking in you. #fb 7:08 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  4. Just got back from watching Naye rock the runway at #hotelrivington. My girl the model, yo. #fb 7:14 PM Nov 15th from Twitterrific
  5. Today I am the Toad Of Mild Discontentment. Tomorrow—the Echidna Of Satisfaction. Le Ribbit. . . #fb 5:57 PM Nov 5th from Twitterrific
  6. I just woke up. From that I can deduce that Halloween was successful. #fb 6:38 PM Nov 1st from Twitterrific
  7. I'm wearing a half shirt. For Halloween I am Awesome 7:21 PM Oct 31st from Twitterrific
  8. Heading out to #Brooklyn for a zombie party. And I was going to take it easy tonight. . . At least there will be brains. 4:25 PM Oct 30th from web
  9. You might have already seen this: a revised version of the first 10 pages that book I'm working on http://bit.ly/2gEfqS 9:33 AM Oct 30th from web
  10. I'm building a dog punching machine, for when I'm at work or too tired to do it myself. It's got a rotary engine. 8:24 AM Oct 30th from web
  11. I'm hanging out at Jacques. There's a little boy hiding in a box on the street, jumping out and frightening passers by. #fb 5:12 PM Oct 29th from Twitterrific
  12. @ourvice RHINOMITE! is the future. 3:21 PM Oct 29th from web
  13. I'm going to bench press my dog. The goal is 1014 reps and I'm VERY optimistic. 1:21 PM Oct 29th from web
  14. @wefail our plan was ingenious, it's nobody's fault. http://bit.ly/3MLUp 6:07 AM Oct 29th from web
  15. I feel like a personal branding rhinoceros! Unstoppable! With syndicated thoughts! Hey, that's got tweet-potential! 4:19 AM Oct 29th from web
  16. I have now embraced the Twitters as my #microoversharing platform of choice. #fb 7:58 PM Oct 28th from web
  17. I want a shark gun. It would be a gun that shoots live sharks, and it would also be shaped like a shark. 8:07 AM Oct 26th from Twitterrific
  18. Fnord 12:49 PM Oct 25th from Twitterrific
  19. I love people who stand in the doorway of their trailor homes, hands on hips, disapproving of passing trains. 1:14 PM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific
  20. I'm so pumped! My arms feel like pitbulls! 6:55 AM Oct 23rd from Twitterrific