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If a Toucan told me it was a lovely day for a Guinness, I would believe him. And then I would run in fear of the talking toucan.2:14 PM Feb 3rdfrom TweetDeck
RT @Oatmeal: Stop suggesting better beer than bud lite. Bud lite tastes as if it were squeezed from the mighty teets of a pegasus1:38 PM Feb 1stfrom TweetDeck
Don't you hate when you accidentally hit a shortcut in CS3 that you don't want...but when you actually want it you can't figure it out?8:48 AM Feb 1stfrom TweetDeck
DId Wii Fit for the first time in months today. Forgot how much I enjoy it. I'm a goddam calorie incinerator. INCINERATOR!3:56 PM Jan 31stfrom TweetDeck