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  1. New Year's resolution is to make it through all of 2010 never wearing pants. Day 1 is going well. 12:03 PM Jan 1st from web
  2. Woken up by a cat sneeze in the face is way worse than woken up beaten by your own severed limb. At least you know where your limb has been. 10:56 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from Adium
  3. I think the 7th 10:30 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from Adium
  4. @ThatKevinSmith my parents taught me good parenting is being so willing to give more of yourself that it annoys the hell out of your kids. 5:42 PM Dec 4th, 2009 from Adium in reply to ThatKevinSmith
  5. The widowed trapeze artist joke was funny. 7:00 PM Oct 14th, 2009 from web
  6. Wow... digitizing all the old family home movies, and it's non-stop heartstrings. Also, my dad was the original paparazzi cameraman. 6:40 PM Oct 2nd, 2009 from Adium
  7. back from hearing @davecullen speak at CSUN on #COLUMBINE. Get the book... finally one that's worth it. 9:35 PM Sep 23rd, 2009 from Adium
  8. just beat the Defense Grid level that James couldn't beat... and realized he's bragging about a video game over twitter and shamed himself. 11:42 PM Sep 19th, 2009 from Adium
  9. just found out my 3 months of web show work doesn't count toward editor's guild membership. Anyone got ideas for getting into local 700? 10:53 AM Sep 9th, 2009 from Adium
  10. @IMKristenBell Yeah, District 9 had dialogue, but it was all "We need the fluid for our secret plan!" "No, I won't leave you!" 12:55 PM Aug 23rd, 2009 from web in reply to IMKristenBell
  11. office cleaners haven't quite figured out my desk flair config - Zoidberg goes on the right, Alternate Universe Zoidberg goes on the left. 1:54 PM Aug 17th, 2009 from Adium
  12. "Luke, we might be related somehow." #1stdraftmovielines 5:01 PM Jul 10th, 2009 from Adium
  13. Pelham 123: John Travolta is incapable of believably saying "motherfucker." Also, I dare Tony Scott to make a whole movie at normal speed. 3:24 PM Jun 12th, 2009 from Adium
  14. @Cocles wonder if they have anything to do with the parrots that always hung around Chapman and Fullerton. 4:24 PM May 28th, 2009 from Adium in reply to Cocles
  15. @Cocles definitely. Empire score is vastly superior. 5:55 PM May 27th, 2009 from Adium in reply to Cocles
  16. @Cocles man, you are still pissed about that... 11:26 PM May 26th, 2009 from Adium in reply to Cocles
  17. all right, seriously. The auto-save window pops up while i'm in the middle of dragging something. Adobe! 11:00 PM May 26th, 2009 from Adium
  18. constantly amazed by juvenile political discourse terminology: "Reich-wingers." 4:08 PM May 26th, 2009 from Adium
  19. Okay, everyone, looks like Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, they're all over: http://bit.ly/TPiUl 1:06 PM May 21st, 2009 from Adium
  20. Kenyon! Kenyooooon! 8:56 PM May 19th, 2009 from Adium