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  1. @lancearmstrong picture eight yellow n blue cyclists encircling Contador tomorrow and one Texas Flag bearing gent going time-trial on them. 12:35 PM Jul 25th from TwitterBerry
  2. @quincytweets Q! Manners! 12:56 PM Jul 22nd from TwitterBerry
  3. Not to be confused with Rule #17-b, which involves the movie Pulp Fiction... and meatloaf. 9:09 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  4. Shit! Man rule #17-a just kicked in: when Braveheart is aired, even if on commercial ridden cable, you shall watch it in it's entirety. 9:03 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  5. I mean we all have some physical inconsistencies, but we don't all sit at restaurant bars an hour after closing. Bar bars maybe... 8:55 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  6. If the lady nursing her wine at my bar doesn't leave soon, I think I am going to have to counsel her on that Job-like boil on her cheek. 8:52 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  7. Oh damn. I make a joke about Sarah and I get followed by her news updates. Just jokes! No hit squads... There I go again! 8:33 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  8. RT @drudgereport UPDATE: Huge blob of Arctic goo floats past Alaska's coast... http://tinyurl.com/mpt7g6 Sarah Palin's political career? 8:26 PM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  9. RT Official: Britain will see 63,000 die from swine flu... I guess toothpaste prevents H1N1 flu! NO NATIONALIZED HEALTHCARE FOR AMERICA! 9:20 AM Jul 16th from TwitterBerry
  10. I have arrived at the homestead where the goddess awaits. Thus endeth this Tweet Session. Thank you and goodnight! 4:48 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  11. @quincytweets by virtue of your percieved need to explain that, your followers need to step thur game up!! 4:41 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  12. I fled hurricane rita from tha 409 in '05 and I swear I got thru H-town faster than I get out of the ATX on a daily basis! FML 4:34 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  13. @quincytweets @scottsmith12 = proud of employed sis (@quincytweets)! 4:27 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  14. Ahh the perils of tweeting in twaffic...I had to slam on my brakes and precious oz's sloshed out my fawty! 4:24 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  15. @quincytweets yes it means you tweet a phucload 4:22 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  16. @quincytweets can the rest of us get some of ours back then? 4:19 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  17. @mydaniellemarie lincoln log? What do you call the Sahara? A sandbox? 4:10 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  18. @hannityshow destroy him sean. The race card is like the joker. Its only used by children playing child games. Go Fish! 1:51 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  19. @jshanester ground rules for fun parties: don't ask, don't tell, no buttplugs. 1:30 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry
  20. Justice Ginsberg,"I thought Roe v Wade was designed to limit populations we didn't want too many of". There's ur liberal agenda folks#hitler 1:20 PM Jul 10th from TwitterBerry