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  1. Only 9 more days until Festivus! Oh, and a donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund ("Money for People") about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Exhausted from yesterday's Law & Order SVU marathon #fb 7:26 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  3. "Dear creepy hipster, there's a cold hooker that would appreciate you returning her coat." RT @PeopleofWalmart: http://rumb.us/8H4 7:13 AM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  4. http://twitpic.com/t0gcf - Misfits @ Amos' in Charlotte 8:01 PM Dec 10th from TwitPic
  5. @Abnoxious "Astropsyche" ... and it's water-soluble 10:18 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck
  6. @Abnoxious Alberto VO5 or Mobil 1? 7:48 AM Dec 10th from TweetDeck in reply to Abnoxious
  7. @MSFTExchange I guess it would help if I included the link: http://bit.ly/6dDJzf 7:24 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  8. @MSFTExchange Google Apps gets "DLs" ... we've had this since Exchange 4.0, correct? :) 7:23 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  9. @MoAlexander It'll be a baker's dozen before the day is over 6:46 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  10. Ten girls, tin cup. #fb 6:30 AM Dec 9th from TweetDeck
  11. Donating a bunch of Doug's prescription dogfood to the Humane Society (now that I know his allergies aren't food-related) #gooddeed #fb 7:14 AM Dec 5th from TweetDeck
  12. I think if Tiger hits one “long & wrong” with Susan Boyle, the world will forgive him. #fb 7:33 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  13. I do my fat jokes in front of Mo. Makes him appear like he's fakin' it. RT @MoAlexander: If you are less fat than the comic before you ... 5:59 AM Dec 3rd from TweetDeck
  14. Very awkward working with the Salahis here at my desk; they must've swiped their badge to get in, but I sure as shit didn't invite 'em. #fb 7:28 AM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  15. Props to @PaulHooper (http://www.facebook.com/paulhoopercomedy) for finishing 2nd in the Seattle Comedy Competition! #fb 10:22 AM Nov 30th from TweetDeck
  16. @Kerry_White Whenever "it's optional," I usually go out & buy lottery tickets. 11:35 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck in reply to Kerry_White
  17. Just saw my exgf at a traffic light; she was driving a new car w/a vanity plate of "2FUN4U." Apparently, this car runs on 100% irony. #fb 10:32 AM Nov 29th from TweetDeck
  18. Mocking the Black Friday idiots already in line currently at the Best Buy: http://rumb.us/9Nf, http://rumb.us/0yH #fb 9:10 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  19. Feel like I'm trying out for "Biggest Loser" ... either that, or entering my 3rd trimester #fb 4:23 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  20. Someday, stores will be stocked with "Scott's Kickass Cranberry Relish." Until then, you'll just have to take my word that it rules. #fb 11:59 AM Nov 26th from TweetDeck