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  1. With all these jokes about New Moon, I can't believe no one mentioned the continuity error in chapter 15. HAHAHA! Right? RIGHT?! 9:18 PM Nov 24th from web
  2. I bet Navy requiters could generate a whole lot more interest if they mentioned how often you get to use the word scuttlebutt. 9:18 PM Nov 23rd from web
  3. @jauntymissive A poor grownup. 7:57 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to jauntymissive
  4. Well, I *finally* got the Almond Joy from that baby, but God, parents these days! No interest in preserving folk wisdom! 7:16 AM Nov 22nd from web
  5. Caller on NPR: "Look I'm not an economist, but I'm an American." Touché sir, touché. 8:21 AM Nov 21st from web
  6. @kellydeal HE SAID MY BODY WAS A WONDERLAND. A GOD DAMN WONDERLAND, DID YOU HEAR THAT?! [SOB] 9:12 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to kellydeal
  7. I'm just saying a day long twitter comedy roast would make me laugh. 7:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  8. @kellydeal I think you're confusing a silkwood with a cold shower. BOOM ROASTED! 7:33 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to kellydeal
  9. Stedman: "FFFFFFUUUUUUUU" 7:07 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. Look, I'm not making any demands, but these tweets would feel a whole lot more American to me if there was a little more product placement. 11:03 PM Nov 17th from web
  11. Most of the time I imagine effeminate vampire is an oxymoron. 12:02 AM Nov 17th from web
  12. Rogue: (n) An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person. 2012 BABY! 8:21 PM Nov 16th from web
  13. I wonder if Glenn Beck is celebrating Thanksgiving this year. 5:09 PM Nov 15th from web
  14. It was a little touch and go for a minute there, but damn it, they won the relay race! 9:52 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. The nice things about "The Biggest Loser" is it's a two birds one stone status update. 6:59 PM Nov 10th from web
  16. Eight years of music theory classes, being good, and still no fudge. Talk about false advertising. 3:21 PM Nov 10th from web
  17. Whenever I hear a Kings of Leon song, I'm always surprised at how good Bob Seger's voice still sounds. 12:11 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. Turns out people with mustaches make 4.3% more the those without them, which answers a lot of questions about my last boss, Melissa. 10:36 AM Nov 9th from web
  19. I like to leave a few typos in my tweets to show I'm not perfect. Unless you missed them, in which case I'm totally kidding right now. 8:09 PM Nov 6th from web
  20. @kellydeal Thanks! Once we lore them in we can finally get this illegal mix tape business off the ground! 2:40 PM Nov 6th from web