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  1. Trying to figure out why the 'Predator' series is being relaunched. Thinking ... thinking ... <spinning beachball of death>
  2. RT @johndyer: Just generated a #TweetCloud out of my 1995 tweets. Top 5 words: N64, Coolio, Ford Bronco, paintball, Taco Cabana
  3. Anybody else get puked on last night? Or was it just me?
  4. RT @XIANITY: BOOKS: Just in time for Christmas from Joel Osteen, "Your Best Life Now Book of Martyrs"
  5. I offered the kiddo a spoonful of applesauce. She reacted like I offered her some grizzly crime scene photos.
  6. The baby can totally unlock her mom's iPhone. I apologize in advance for any gibberish emails, texts, and tweets. http://twitpic.com/rgxoy
  7. Dear @johncmayer, 'Room for Squares' holds up.
  8. The Holidays: When you convince yourself that apple pie is a healthy and acceptable breakfast option.
  9. My father-in-law speculates that Tiger "lost his ball in the wrong sand trap." Wife + golf club + 2AM = head injury.
  10. I did the Black Friday thing once and I've got the physical and emotional scars to prove it.
  11. Duh-doo-duh-doo-duh-doo-duh-doo-doo ... OK, so fight sings don't translate to Twitter.
  12. RT @bobhyatt: RT @fakejohnpiper: Turkey is most glorified in you when you are most stuffed with it.
  13. Word to your pilgrims.
  14. If you asked me 6 months ago if I'd ever adore a band of Frenchmen, I'd have cussed at you. Thanks, Phoenix, for breaking down my walls.
  15. A piece by @edcyzewski for our JanFeb ish features this truth bomb: "It's hard for an accuser to also be a redeemer." We all need that.
  16. RT @anniemcclellan: Elise pointed at a Target employee and said, "Elmo."
  17. The theme of 'The Road' is the struggle to maintain our humanity amid conflict, to survive without becoming cannibals. Interesting.
  18. "There's nothing more sad than a lynching mob/Full of rational men who believe in God" - Conor Oberst
  19. Just when you think you're a great communicatorializer, you'll go off and say something incorrectly.
  20. "Everything dies, baby, that's a fact/Maybe everything that dies someday comes back ..." -- Bruce Springsteen. Thanks, Boss.