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has been without internet for several days and will continue to be so :( Yay for wifi in the town square!!!7:20 AM Jul 12th from web
na na na na, na na na I give you unlimited time!7:52 AM Jul 8th from web
just submitted a text convo to textsfromlastnight.com Granted it wasn't actually from last night...Friday is close enough though.10:12 PM Jul 7th from web
@CJWidmayer you should do that with EVERY book you read8:53 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to CJWidmayer
alright interwebs...entertain me.7:14 PM Jul 7th from web
@CJWidmayer I watched 1-4 but Dumbledore says "I'll keep my eyes open and you keep them baby legs open..." to Hermione, the legs bit was cut8:04 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to CJWidmayer
@CJWidmayer they cut a few things though10:08 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to CJWidmayer
@AmyJulia vampire porn I haven't been able to watch since the first episode this season :(8:53 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to AmyJulia
@AmyJulia the ad may as well say "take my penis in your mouth and suck till I jizz on and around your face" #uncomfortable ads8:27 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to AmyJulia
@AmyJulia it don't matter if you're black or white, "shove some south in your mouth" is just all too suggestive5:08 PM Jul 4th from web in reply to AmyJulia
...that last tweet was structured horribly!9:44 AM Jul 4th from web
1) dead car 2) sleeping like shit 3) worst nightmare of my life last night and woke up thinking it was real and almost called 911. Happy 4th9:43 AM Jul 4th from web
FML, the automotive Gods have it out for me.12:05 AM Jul 4th from web
@meredithellen seems like you're doin' it right!3:12 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to meredithellen
is bored as fuck, who wants to do something tonight? Get me out of my damned house!5:54 PM Jul 2nd from web
used one dryer sheet and ended up with three stuck to his sheets...2:32 PM Jul 2nd from web
@atlantiaactual only on special occasions2:27 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to atlantiaactual
@atlantiaactual mine is (unofficially) The Spectacular Scooter. Its catchy and transportation ideas are right there.10:59 AM Jul 2nd from web in reply to atlantiaactual
in honor of Michael Bay and the Transformers movie I probably won't see until its free I will be speaking only in explosions today.8:10 AM Jul 2nd from web
just had to turn on the heat...in July...FMI7:25 AM Jul 2nd from web