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Cockroach hunting begins anew. Should I post pictures of the carnage? #chinatownoffice8:32 AM Jul 9th from web
Woke up on the floor of California some ways south of Pescadero. What a long strange day it's been.10:08 PM Jul 5th from web
I meant to note something about the cognitive dissonance created by a Away We Go/Transformers double feature the other day. Instead: boobs.6:12 PM Jul 3rd from web
@moneyries It's a nice product. I want one where it captures them humanely but then slowly removes limb after limb. #chinatownoffice2:42 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to moneyries
@moneyries So you are coming out as a never-nude?12:29 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to moneyries
Just killed 10 roaches that were hiding in my desk drawers. #chinatownoffice11:24 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
Exactly. RT @HungoverGourmet: @BuzzFeed I think what she's trying to say is that it's different. It's different every night.9:02 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
Pretty sure I have the swine flu everyone's talking about. I'm sick yet I want bacon. That's a symptom, right?8:08 AM Jun 30th from web
Prepping treasure-digging gear; making sure the scuba tanks are full.10:30 PM Jun 23rd from web
@WhoaMellyNYC Nice work! Like the posts....7:26 AM Jun 19th from TweetDeck in reply to WhoaMellyNYC
@thecajunboy My sentiments exactly: http://www.buzzfeed.com/fuc...2:33 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck in reply to thecajunboy
[Shotgun blast] RT @Awl Coming This Fall: "Alex Balk Is Away" -- http://cli.gs/v7BbU212:58 PM Jun 18th from web
@jratlee I'll be on the lookout!12:51 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck in reply to jratlee
@joyengel God lord, for all our sakes, I hope so.12:10 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck in reply to joyengel
@joyengel Welcome! Hope you brought an umbrella, rain boots.12:05 PM Jun 18th from TweetDeck in reply to joyengel
Best o' the internet today: Introducing Pavement to hipsters (1999) http://www.buzzfeed.com/akd...8:57 AM Jun 18th from TweetDeck
I just bought a great outfit on Canal Street. I'm apparently an extra in an MGMT video.1:43 PM Jun 12th from TweetDeck
Another night of falling asleep to rain and thunder...10:48 PM Jun 11th from web
What's more awkward than first date conversation? The passive aggressive second date conversation going on next to me at this cafe.4:10 PM Jun 10th from Twitterrific
@SirBarnalot That, or very very long thunder.8:19 AM Jun 9th from TweetDeck in reply to SirBarnalot

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