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  1. Cockroach hunting begins anew. Should I post pictures of the carnage? #chinatownoffice
  2. Woke up on the floor of California some ways south of Pescadero. What a long strange day it's been.
  3. I meant to note something about the cognitive dissonance created by a Away We Go/Transformers double feature the other day. Instead: boobs.
  4. @moneyries It's a nice product. I want one where it captures them humanely but then slowly removes limb after limb. #chinatownoffice
  5. @moneyries So you are coming out as a never-nude?
  6. Just killed 10 roaches that were hiding in my desk drawers. #chinatownoffice
  7. Exactly. RT @HungoverGourmet: @BuzzFeed I think what she's trying to say is that it's different. It's different every night.
  8. Pretty sure I have the swine flu everyone's talking about. I'm sick yet I want bacon. That's a symptom, right?
  9. Prepping treasure-digging gear; making sure the scuba tanks are full.
  10. @WhoaMellyNYC Nice work! Like the posts....
  11. @thecajunboy My sentiments exactly: http://www.buzzfeed.com/fuc...
  12. [Shotgun blast] RT @Awl Coming This Fall: "Alex Balk Is Away" -- http://cli.gs/v7BbU2
  13. @jratlee I'll be on the lookout!
  14. @joyengel God lord, for all our sakes, I hope so.
  15. @joyengel Welcome! Hope you brought an umbrella, rain boots.
  16. Best o' the internet today: Introducing Pavement to hipsters (1999) http://www.buzzfeed.com/akd...
  17. I just bought a great outfit on Canal Street. I'm apparently an extra in an MGMT video.
  18. Another night of falling asleep to rain and thunder...
  19. What's more awkward than first date conversation? The passive aggressive second date conversation going on next to me at this cafe.
  20. @SirBarnalot That, or very very long thunder.