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  1. Pine cones smeared w/ peanut butter and seeds. Hung w/ string by kids on trees. Just what any sad bird needs, but me? A ham sandwich, maybe?
  2. @charlesrubino Congratulations on curating the latest issue of Theme. Content is great. Is it Transitionism or the Transitionist Movement?
  3. A Bite out of Life: Denture adventures. Teeth on the street. Bridges to anywhere, depending on what you eat. Just not the concrete, Gummy!
  4. Glimpse inside Fortune Teller shop revealed Siamese cat on the prowl and crystal ball on table top - authentic or contrived? No Evil Eyes!
  5. The passing sight of two babies holding hands across carriages while strolling side-by-side seemed rather appropriate for a fake spring day.
  6. To the statement "I live in a van down by the river," I have to wonder what van and which river? Could be a pretty sweet setup. Ah, context.
  7. Overheard in the Office: "You can find that image in the Chain of Delight folder." Further proof that all jobs are dirty in their own way.
  8. @EliciaBG You're fronting on my babooshka look? This my version of urban camouflage, BK-style disguise for my fact-finding missions.
  9. "Electric Slide," as supermarket soundtrack whilst strolling the butcher aisle. Slid away with a basket full of fine cuts & select styles.
  10. Bread baked on the back of tombstones or so it seems. Bakery plus monument engraver equals strange business bedfellows. What's epitaph?
  11. Just tried out http://omegle.com/ and chatted w/ random strangers. 1st impression - people are some combo of lonely, bored, horny and crazy.
  12. So much simpler when it was all about swords & battle axes instead of guns & grenades. How do you prefer to smite your foes? #waybackwhen
  13. No idea anymore which is a truer reflection of our world and more open to commercial enterprise, Obama or the iPhone? http://bit.ly/ud25x
  14. Friday doldrums got you down? Inject your afternoon with some spontaneity in a cup laced with curry, cheese and msg! http://bit.ly/rEsjo
  15. @feelbettervin Wind: Chasing after money, hats and umbrellas getting turned inside out = Bad. Subway grate updraft a la M. Monroe = Good.
  16. When your style gets reduced to the level of a greeting card, http://bit.ly/20OT1, is it time to get contacts and shave?
  17. NASA releases 1st images captured by newly refurbished Hubble Telescope. Magnificent cosmos = perception readjustment. http://bit.ly/2Ett8n
  18. @cathyerway think of it as a handheld version of KFC's depression-era bowls. All encompassing caloric, taste explosion, for one low price.
  19. Great visual history of Penguin's Sci-fi book cover design throughout the years. http://www.penguinsciencefiction.org/
  20. If Jesus can be a pancake or a tortilla, why can't the Buddha be a pear hanging from a tree? http://bit.ly/HTPqR