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  1. RT @ewerickson: Diamond Joe Quimby is so liberal, he let convicted murderer Sideshow Bob back on the streets. Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.
  2. RT @ndthompson: Simpsons intro tonight: Bart wrote on the blackboard "teacher's unions are not ruining the country"
  3. Newsweek: Why Dick Cheney should run for President. http://ow.ly/GWuw.
  4. @MatthewJBallard I stopped in abq for food, gas and 5 electoral votes once.
  5. Hey, SWA psngr obsessed w/ ensuring B56 & B57 board in correct order. you r getting a middle seat nxt 2 the fat guy either way.
  6. Pen and Teller - Excellent show. http://myloc.me/1M27h
  7. Waiting for Pen & Teller to begin in Las Vegas. http://myloc.me/1LUhq
  8. RT @chucktodd: From the DailyKos/Research 2000 poll, 56% of Dems vs. 81% of GOPers when it comes to 2010 voter probability.
  9. @TonyFratto dude, I think this one was OB. He's hittin' three off the tee at this point.
  10. RT @leastsquares: Caesars Palace is historically accurate right down to the marble used in the columns and Pussycat Dolls Lounge.
  11. "There's some guys who are out of work - John Kerry impersonators." - @olmikester, looking at a picture of Jay Leno impersonator in Vegas.
  12. Early morning in Vegas. Hey, @WayneNewton, where can a guy get some pancakes? And don't say Denny's. http://myloc.me/1K2I6
  13. @WestWingReport obama's love of pumpkin pie is "unprecedented." No president ever loved pumpkin pie before.
  14. UofL cardinal bktball player jerry smith on my flight in to Vegas. Go Cards! #uoflcards http://myloc.me/1IVeP
  15. Yes, I'm in Las Vegas. First order of business: bail @cobrown out of jail. http://myloc.me/1IULa
  16. Hey, FAA: what's the difference between reading a paper magazine vs. a Kindle during takeoff & landing? #reasonstohatebiggovernment
  17. Remembering W saving the '06 WH turkey from certain death at the hands of dog Barney in the Oval. Bush said he pardoned the bird twice.
  18. woman/phone/airport: "I can't believe that missing a few minutes of a UK game makes you act like a jerk all night and all day." #ukwildcats
  19. Woman/airport/phone/crying: "Your behavior is a true sign of your priorities. UK basketball first, me second. Whatever." #ukwildcats
  20. Update. Airport/woman/phone/ screaming: "I'm not a (expletive) psychic! I don't know how long a (expletive) UK game will last!" #ukwildcats