Love going to a lab for tests...which require my drs orders--then having to tell them what labs I need. Great job guys!! #noinsurance

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audra "hold on a second, we need to catch up, but let me get a muffin first" MY FRIENDS ARE AWESOME!

@jaybrannan same here man -- insomnia sucks ass!!!!!

less people are responding to my random, inappropriate early morning text messages -- time to step up my game... and I WILL!!

Obama's state of the union tonight is 90 minutes?!! How many ways can you say fucked?

p.diddy launching his own network -- someone stab me in the neck with a fork, please!

guess who go hit on by a lady last night? this guy that's who...we're planning a holiday wedding -- love is blind people .... #loveisblind

Clearing my search history -- someone goole'd "how to be a healthy alcoholic". Think that's more telling about me...than my friends.

Worked out today for the first time this year -- calves are killing me... so I think it best to just quit.

There r 3 things I'll miss about Rick Perry: his hair, how stupid he is &...three things...his hair, how stupid he is &...I can't remember.

the twitter spam is getting annoying, no?

why my neighbors like to SCREAM at each other in the bathroom is beyond me -- its very distracting to overhear when i'm doing my bidness...

@Oss10MackMuhan you've changed your name to charlie lynn BIG QUESTION MARK

"Ughahsmdzandlfj" my fav kitty quote

Had my car towed ... the same spot I've parked in for over a year at my therapy -- is the universe trying to tell me something?! #fuckmylife

God I hate Tim Tebow. (God: "I hate Tim Tebow")

waiting for @pricetaylo to come back to my apartment for the 3rd time to retrieve something he left behind #hotmess #taylorfamily

slept (literally) through therapy today -- as my g'ma used to say "its hard out there for a pimp"

@Rosie how longs the break going to be