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  1. Imagine me wearing a sheepskin coat and talking into one of those mics with a box on top for this column http://tinyurl.com/yea6rwz
  2. 'what's's happening?'? That's a bit lame-o. Reminiscent of those dreadful Budweiser adverts: 'whasssuuuuuuup'
  3. 'I've Never Been to Me' is on in the pub. Total winner.
  4. @caitlinmoran all I know is he's no team player, he's overstating his PowerPoint prowess and he loves knitting despite claiming no hobbies
  5. Rhydian: "Simon [Cowell] rang me and said how unfortunate I was..." Bit nasty when you've just lost X Factor http://tinyurl.com/ydwjrgx
  6. Just found out the Coen Brothers are going to make True Grit. *squeals with excitement*
  7. @janinegibson horrid stuff. only I could hardly get further than the senator's name - Xenophon?! *laughs guiltily*
  8. RT bad sex awards shortlist. Christ, are men still writing about converting lesbians? http://tinyurl.com/ye6tbey
  9. @jayirichardson just saw that. hilarious. that's a Lee Ryan interview I might be interested in...
  10. I love Glasgow. That is all.
  11. inbox treat of the day (so far): "Lee Ryan (Blue) available for interview". Oh the temptation...
  12. @bryony_gordon my hand is up and I'm making that squeaky noise I used to make when I knew the answer to 7x9 when no one else did. Appalling.
  13. this week's column http://tinyurl.com/yax32cg
  14. I've given up on Tweetdeck - it never works. No idea why not but I've gone to Lounge instead. Quite nice so far.
  15. I'm in town. I have no money and I've forgotten my wallet. No ID either. What do I do? Start the long walk home?
  16. Column about dynamics of cities ended up being a big moan about Edinburgh. Stuck in traffic on Queen Street I can see how it happened...
  17. @queens_hall woop woop!
  18. @merlebrown it would be lovely to see you soon. For mulled wine maybe! Stay cosy today.
  19. @miss_smidge and maybe some fizzy 1000mg vit c tabs? They always make me feel better. Like cremola foam with added healthy
  20. @merlebrown good advice, lady. Thanks for that. Haircut at 11 so got to venture out for that but duvet til then