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  1. @williambecket They should publish her picture in arabic countries as a warning to martyrs
  2. @alasdairrr Where on earth are YOU going?
  3. @stuartford 'cept Lloyd, he's just loud...
  4. @stuartford It's because he's black. Black people don't deserve to be rich...
  5. @thomaswilliams I count anyone saying anything to do with their work on a social networking site as silly, policemen doubly so.
  6. @thomaswilliams That's not a bad thing at all. People in the public eye shouldn't say silly things
  7. Just had a poo. Now, coffee! #excitement
  8. @agentblueuk Simply fill his mouth, problem solved ;)
  9. @doctorow Would you like the moon with that stick, sir? ;)
  10. @allseeingjamus Must be the apocalypse. Pass me some harbingers?
  11. I think if @factuk can find me a single person who has gone without food due to copyright "theft" then people might care
  12. http://www.p01.org/releases/DEFENDER_of_the_favicon/ - DEFENDER of the favicon. Firefox 2/3.5 or Opera 9+
  13. @yezzer tell him he's a fool ;)
  14. RT @ThatKevinSmith: It's like N'Sync, if N'Sync were Swedish, naked, and didn't sing so much as spin plates: http://tinyurl.com/totalgaytest
  15. @AIannucci My brain immediately thought Gordon Brown+leather chaps+handlebar moustache+darkroom. I think I need some of the mind bleach :(
  16. @williambecket They should cut down on harassment of photographers, would save a load of cash
  17. RT @thedailymash: UK CHILDREN APPROACHING MAXIMUM THICKNESS http://bit.ly/7kqWQh
  18. @RealDMitchell Congratulations on becoming a Real Celebrity™
  19. @mattingham APOSTROPHE ABUSE!
  20. @PoBK <blink>stop that</blink>