Eating a chorizo burrito in the shower: Not the game changer I expected but still way better than anything else that happened today.

As the old saying goes: if you can't say something nice, feign persecution for your wildly popular beliefs.

Seattle! Look east! Awesome moonrise.

listening to the customer ahead of me try to describe CSS to his hairstylist.

come to think of it, I've never seen " Groundhog Day."

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION: Happy 2112 Day, y'all.

Yowza, the latest Gotye album is finally FINALLY available for streaming in the US. open.spotify.com/album/1HjSyGjm…

but no headshot. #imdb

discovered Dos Equis' "Most Interesting Man" has the most interesting TV career: Star Trek, Gunsmoke, A-Team, CHiPs! goo.gl/V9F9K

started shopping for shoes but wound up looking at guitars instead.

unless you're actually starving, no food is worth standing in line.

do the people who think GarageBand ruined music also think Twitter ruined professional standup comedy?

Peavey T-40 + @bearmageddon t-shirt = intense rocking w/ @kirbykrackle at the Vera Project. twitter.com/scottandrew/st…

Dear veterinarian: "MEWSLETTER?" *spraybottle* Noooo. Noooooo. *spraybottle*

OH: "Piracy is a service problem."

List of words containing "meow": meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

@maggim #clapclapclap

@DavePeckens indeed! Thanks.

that can't be legal! RT @don_k_gunn: Oh, how I'd love to be there... RT @butchvig: Recording duel drumkits with Dave Grohl and Omar Hakim!

#BREAKING: Washington state has enough votes to legalize gay marriage -- AP