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scotnery

  1. wasn't born yesterday. It was today!
  2. looking for someone would like to photograph my juggling class today for free or trade -- hollywood 11am http://bit.ly/2wFicg
  3. is going to teach juggling class at 11. Don't come. Scot has an MA in Reverse Psychology http://bit.ly/2wFicg
  4. accidently dropped his fridge in the toilet. Please send your groceries again.
  5. washed away his sins with Jesus' blood, but it seems to be ruining the hypercolor shirt.
  6. verbal joke: how many seeds are there in a pear? two.
  7. is performing tonight in 3 clubs Hollywood at 10pm details http://bit.ly/P5KmM
  8. spent halloween at a concert, 4 parties and a haunted bar. Still in bed btw.
  9. Wants to do something fun tonight. 323 632 6735
  10. is angry with his grater for cutting scot's thumb -- on one of the millions of blades - on the handle
  11. knows LA is a utopia. There's only ever 1 cloud in the sky at a time.
  12. doesn't get how a wooden steak is supposed to kill a vampire. Wouldn't he notice when he's cutting it that it's wooden?
  13. is looking for a mule. Anyone traveling from SF to LA soon? my friend has my camera up there.
  14. going to open juggling tonight http://bit.ly/2Ie0zz 5:30p Hollywood blvd exit of 101
  15. feels like halloween is a holiday for a different religion. Everyone else seems to get more jazzed.
  16. is hungry and tired of showering 2 times / day. garage comedy show tonight. http://bit.ly/4dMtrQ
  17. free show at 9p at vine
  18. is performing tonight in... http://bit.ly/3D9ZTo
  19. is done with quirky salon names. Time for silly aestheticians - "Superfacial" / "Art o' facial" / "Rich
  20. posted a note about his juggling class. http://bit.ly/DEFsd ... illustration by Raymond Fero