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  1. RT @griffithgreene: Wow. AP reports that Michelle Obama's beige gown was "flesh coloured" -- um, not her flesh (among others..) http://b ...
  2. Just took first GMAT practice. FOILing came back easy enough, but I am ashamed to admit I googled the formula for area of a circle. Oof.
  3. Full night of dreams of being lost, late, yelling, yelled at, discovering previously undetected massive crotch hole.
  4. And the layoffs go on. Wish I could say misery loves company, but doesn't apply when the company is also competition. http://bit.ly/8L4fYM
  5. This is also as bad as SciFi->SyFy. Looks like it's pronounced as "Hey y'all" with your mouth full. http://bit.ly/8nEYkD
  6. RT @slarkpope: falling off a cliff, the story of my 2008-9. this about sums it up: http://www.theawl.com/19032 #worstyearever
  7. @dougkai Thanks. Yeah, bit of a bummer. @SailorJ Slate lives on, but DoubleX won't be its own site anymore.
  8. "What're you doing?" "Making a good fold." Ba-bam.
  9. Next on Lifetime: Lucky You. Has ever a single trailer had more cliches? http://bit.ly/4u4cV3
  10. The O.C. is on in the middle of the day, turns out. #laidoffsilverlining
  11. Fun or depressing to Tweet my layoff? Last night's realization: this must be what women on maternity leave feel like. But with more notice.
  12. Gross oranges are the worst. Ten minutes of peeling and sticky fingers, all for nothing.
  13. AM w upbeat, eager would-be journalists. PM saying goodbye to my favorite NW editor, now laid off. Wish the order had been reversed.
  14. My mom scored me an invite to a Christmas party at Zach Braff's! I hope he is impressed that his ex (Mandy) and I have the exact same bday.
  15. RT @SliceMagazine New York celebrates Indie Bookstore Week with free cookies, readings, signings & book nerdiness! http://bit.ly/4q03Q7
  16. what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad @Slate http://bit.ly/70Rxz
  17. If all caps, excessive exclamation points, and emoticons turn you on, John and Linda are waiting for you. LOLOLOL!!!!! http://bit.ly/2te7Hq
  18. RT @graychase stop calling it that. RT @nprnews: Late-Night TV Gets A Double Shot Of Diversity http://su.pr/1tAN96
  19. Why do I keep pretending that I like sandwiches when I reliably don't?
  20. My friend had Hamm as acting teacher in HS and didn't crush on him. Said he was young and not yet hot. She was lying. http://bit.ly/10iRFa