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  1. C: do you think it annoys Jim Carey's wife that he refers to Thanksgiving as "Spanksgiving"? Or alternately "Thanksfucking"?
  2. K: At a Thanksgiving party hosted by our bros in Bishop Allen. Tried to hit the toilet, but someone slipped in before me. I got Lav-Nabbed!
  3. The first 4 episodes of Steve Wants His Money, our important new TV show, can now be internet-screened here: http://bit.ly/3VReZX
  4. You know what I meant. Damned iPhone.
  5. K:Anyone who wants to talk to me about Art Brut not being the best live band in the world can't just quiet down, please
  6. K:Heard on walk to studio:one teen skatepunk girl to another,"Fuck that. I'm going to say 'salut' because 'bonjour' is, like, so overrated."
  7. C: Overheard on the subway: man laughing derisively at a story he's just been told and saying, "You need to show a dictionary at that dude."
  8. C: @andywburrows confers with our drum producer about the snare sound. http://twitpic.com/ot3gs
  9. C: @andywburrows having a bad hair morning and not happy about it! #WAShair&grooming http://twitpic.com/on0k5
  10. C: Keith Murray got a haircut this morning! #keithmurray #WAShair&grooming http://twitpic.com/on0c3
  11. Per @2xlp, Bill Wyman's Signature Metal Detector may be this year's Wii at holiday retail: http://bit.ly/2MInTJ
  12. Macabre images, swear words, and the latest on "Steve Wants His Money" just posted at http://www.wearescientists.com
  13. C: (Hint: Max has not just been shotgunned in the chest after eating an unborn duck.)
  14. C: Try to imagine the insane tale that ends like this: http://twitpic.com/ngjq7
  15. C:I like kids' books cuz they're totally fucked. Their authors are writers whose minds can't function coherently enough to write for adults.
  16. The 'Advice' section of WAS.com is back in business -- great news for you if you have ?'s about *anything*. Go to http://bit.ly/2u2yIb
  17. THIS JUST IN! The official air time for S.W.H.$ has been confirmed at 22:55, this evening, MTV, UK only. Watch with your mind on "memorize".
  18. ...Start watching at 22:55--worse comes to worst, you catch The Hills! Not too shabby! The fuggin' Hills, you guys!
  19. "Steve Wants His Money" airs tonight on MTV in the UK at either 22:55 *or* 23:55--we're actually not sure...
  20. "Steve Wants His Money" will have an online home at www.mtv.co.uk/shows/lil-mtv