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can you say elderly? can you say old? oap? how do you do that now? mature yeared?about 16 hours agofrom web
there's a thing on bbc4 about kids' games in the old days. gorgeous chirpy elderly peeps are telling us the songs they sang and stuff <3 <3about 16 hours agofrom web
that song by aqualung about the last thing you want and the first thing you want and the spells. but without the spells.about 17 hours agofrom web
should probably change that to 'disgruntled'. or 'slightly scuffed'about 17 hours agofrom web
in other news: a wounded boy made me a YES NO YES sweatshirt, as a jibe at my fickle affections. this is very pleasantly weird.about 22 hours agofrom web
i REALLY REALLY REALLY want timbaland to come hang out round my house and make funny facesabout 22 hours agofrom web
just watched the entire UK top 20. only amazed by lady gaga.about 22 hours agofrom web
going down the shops before too much eric wareheim makes my head implode9:07 AM Dec 7thfrom web