Does anyone else have a feeling that Pakistan knows where the Hamburglar is?

@OwenSerey We've got a runner!

10 easy ways to fail a Ph.D. http://bit.ly/aQOHCr I like the focus on research, publishing, the committee. and the "monastic experience."

If it is to be, its up to me (via @qbdietz)

Ok, seriously. It's 2010. Why are there no laser guns?! (via @rainnwilson)

@Busekrus playing at Boardrider's tonight at 10pm. Get some!

Remember my children, bomb threats are an easy way to avoid iPhone lines. (via @CobraCommander)

RIP Touchdown Jesus

My flipmode squad is dangerous.

Has anyoe else recieved this message? My Jesus phone was too hot to make a call. http://bit.ly/bBCAsa

Checking out the Salvador Dalí museum

Hawaii > Tampa

Go @qbdietz http://yfrog.com/1x25937265j

GSP is a maniac! #TACOS!

Watching @qbdietz and Tampa Bay Storm on tv. Still crazy seeing him on tv.

Just saw Doc Brown cruising down I-95! http://yfrog.com/5eiajqj

WOW. RT @dinodaizovi: Awesome new MC Frontalot track "Zero Day": http://is.gd/bhoIO (Lyrics: http://is.gd/bhoIP) /via @chriseng

Go...NOT Duke!!!

Never Funny: http://bit.ly/blWRy0 #AprilFools

Go Flyers!