schwern
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@ "Undead"? Wait, "zombie's movie"? I know Hollywood is run by morons, but they're not actually brain dead.
35 minutes ago
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@ I power leveled through and skipped to talking to a human. So there's something good to say about that chart.
4:19 PM Nov 12th
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in reply to darkuncle
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If customers need a flowchart to figure your phone system, think about a redesign. I present the "Chase By Phone Guide".
4:12 PM Nov 12th
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@ Is that where you take your best project and file dozens of bogus, abusively phrased bug reports on it?
4:04 PM Nov 12th
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@ Pick any Star Wars prequel.
2:14 PM Nov 12th
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@ This is why you need to multi-class as sorcerer.
9:23 PM Nov 11th
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@ In that case I want my flying car in orange and no silly glowy bits on my spaceship. Can you get that by next week?
2:29 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to ericsbrain
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@ Like so, except insert a mutton-chopped programmer for the cute girl.
1:27 PM Nov 11th
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in reply to adrianh
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@ Turn the cover inside out. Stick your hands inside and grab the far corners. Grab the corners of the duvet. Lift & shake to right.
1:25 PM Nov 11th
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@ Its going to take more than a bug report to convince me of your sanity.
12:41 AM Nov 11th
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in reply to ericsbrain
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@ Next up on the BBC, Tony Blair's morning tea leaves reveal his scandalous thoughts!
4:05 AM Nov 10th
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@ I'm waiting for the one that says "what rhymes with orange?"
11:30 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to dukeleto
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Either schwern or windhund. I forget.
5:58 PM Nov 9th
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@ If you dig through my old code you'll find $TRUE=1==1; $FALSE=!$TRUE. Blame 1st ed "Code Complete" for its polyglot coding style.
5:06 PM Nov 9th
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@ The first one
4:08 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to darkuncle
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@ PC. You're friended.
4:01 PM Nov 9th
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in reply to darkuncle
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Internet gaming is my little window into how the rest of the world acts. Been 10 minutes, not a single person has the patience to stay.
4:00 PM Nov 9th
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Then again, do I want to play L4D with people who can't wait 10 seconds?
3:55 PM Nov 9th
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@ Add a small delay before you can bail on a L4D lobby so a critical mass of players can develop. And so I can yell at them.
3:53 PM Nov 9th
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Trying to start a game online. People join, see there's one person, and leave. This happens about every five seconds. Do the math.
3:47 PM Nov 9th
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- Name Schwern
- Location Portland, OR
- Bio Bystanders were amazed at the volume of blood
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