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I'm in a time warp. Just went from slowest pizza place in the land to the slowest mcdonalds. Wow. Junk food served slowly. #fail#hungry4:36 PM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
Landed. Back in Boston. Hopefully no one screams obscenities at their 4yo daughter in front of me.3:22 PM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
Some woman on her cell just screamed at her likely 4yo daughter to "get your mother f*ing ass across the street". I swear I almost cried.8:57 AM Jul 8thfrom Tweetie
My parents have 9 grandkids. All boys. Tonight my brother's wife is delivering number 10. Boy or girl? Tweet your guess #wachsboy#wachsgirl2:05 PM Jul 6thfrom Tweetie