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  1. And speaking of roller derby, don't forget to check out Border Wars at the Budweiser Events Center on Sunday: http://tinyurl.com/lls7uu
  2. Trailer is now online for the upcoming roller derby film "Whip It": http://tinyurl.com/n2ezlr
  3. So hot out, it's oddly quiet. The usually noisy birds are too busy chugging gatorade to sing.
  4. Meet Adobe Illustrator: http://bit.ly/LMPhD
  5. @vonDoomstein Pfft. The Secret's just warmed over Celestine Prophecy with more prizes.
  6. A curious sensation: Holding a new bottle of Listerine too tight, so that when opening it for the first time, it sprays up one's nose. Ow.
  7. is justified and ancient and drives an ice cream van.
  8. Even more good news for grumpy negative people! Swearing can be good for you: http://www.mentalfloss.com/...
  9. I knew it again! Forced positive thinking can make you feel worse: http://bit.ly/18shV9
  10. I knew it! Visualizing success minus effort is bad for you: http://bit.ly/75pUa
  11. Breathtaking Mucha tattoo by Mez: http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  12. @dynamoe Give it a couple more decades and you can use the original cast.
  13. "That guy just totally punched himself in the ear. OK, now the stomach." #firstdraftmovies
  14. "C'mon, fly! Open them ears! The magic feather was just a gag! It's your freakish, embarrassing deformity what did it!" #firstdraftmovies
  15. "He got this green goopy stuff all over me, like on Double Dare" #firstdraftmovies
  16. Saw ad today for "4D Sonograms". Do you see holographic temporal cross-sections of the baby showing a fetus and 70-year-old simultaneously?
  17. is awaiting fireworks down the street from my house in an hour or so, as part of Loveland's SummerFest in the Rockies
  18. will only see the G.I. Joe movie if Refrigerator Perry makes a cameo, with his football headed mace weapon, or whatever that was.
  19. Marijuana destroys lives worse than alcohol ever could: http://bit.ly/1YTH1
  20. Phun Phact: 95% of all Americans think they are smarter than 95% of all Americans.