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gordonshumway
I II III III II IIII II III II IIII III II #WOODSTOCKTOBER
11:40 AM October 07, 2008
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dorkfishgirl
Holy shit, Lennon is fucking annoying. I get it! Give peace a fucking chance!
10:20 AM October 07, 2008
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zuhl
By now MSNBC surely must have hired an intern who picks up the bit and pieces of Keith Olbermann's head after it explodes every night.
09:44 AM October 07, 2008
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EntropyAS
Due to her crime fighting success on her own show, Dora will guest star on Law & Order: SVU this season. "Raper, no raping"
05:38 AM October 06, 2008
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gruber
Someone, and I won't say who, has ugly fucking freckles all over her chest.
07:23 PM October 02, 2008
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FakeSarahPalin
I want to hunt predator lenders from helicopters
06:10 PM October 02, 2008
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FakeSarahPalin
Tonight I'm going to club @FakeJoeBiden like a baby seal.
07:18 AM October 02, 2008
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gruber
House Republicans : Vincent Vega :: Economy : Marvin's face
03:11 PM September 29, 2008
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dorkfishgirl
Rush Hashanah? Oh man, VH1 Classic, can't you just stick to Rocktober or the like?
01:58 PM September 29, 2008
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zeldman
Republican deregulation wrecked economy. Republicans wrote a bill to save it. But Republicans killed that bill. In other news, Republicans.
11:41 AM September 29, 2008
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AmyJane
We're talking about Palin. Jonas asks, "Can I say a bad word? Me: "Yes. Just once." Jonas: "She sucks." I let him say it twice.
07:04 AM September 27, 2008
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gruber
Even amidst this political rancor, we can all agree w/ this: "Before someone amputates your penis, you want to be real sure it's necessary"
12:54 PM September 26, 2008
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jmckible
The guy in front of me has a non-Air aluminum MacBook with a black keyboard. Is he from the future?
11:48 AM September 25, 2008
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darthvader
Did I call a time out after my stupid son blew up the Death Star? Hell no! I took the boys to Hoth and laid the smack down. Feh.
01:18 PM September 24, 2008
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zeldman
If I'd gone into a coma during the Clinton years, was miraculously awoken today, and just read today's newspaper, I'd ask for my coma back.
07:26 AM September 24, 2008
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rafitorres
Know in films when you shut the medicine cabinet and the killer's in the mirror behind you? Did this to my wife. Don't do this to your wife.
03:57 AM September 23, 2008
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askrom
Peggy & I just got back from shopping: $65 worth of food from Fairway, $110 worth of alcohol from LeNell's. I'm glad we know our priorities.
04:20 PM September 21, 2008
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zeldman
Yes, you are pretty and a mom. No, that does not make it okay for you to cut in front of me, bitch.
07:10 AM September 18, 2008
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