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  1. Why is it, when you're wrapping the lights around the tree, the plug always ends up on top?
  2. Just ordered 2 Pumpkin Cheesecakes for Xmas from @CosmicKitchen.. Don't know if I can WAIT!!
  3. Why is it always MY job to make the Christmas tree stand straight? Half the time I can't even stand straight
  4. I can't wait to put up the Christmas tree. I mean, there's just nothing like the fresh, clean fragrance of newly-molded plastic
  5. The auto industry can be proud. This year Santa's sleigh is American-made. Of course, the reindeer are Japanese
  6. Dinner tonight! Beaufort Cheese Soufflé #Recipe http://twt.gs/CW2e5
  7. #Recipe: This is the last of my Christmas Gift Mixes. Better get started SOON!! Hot Toddy Mix http://twt.gs/lhEX
  8. Everybody gets into the Christmas spirit. I got a card from the finance company it said, "Merry Christmas Second Notice!"
  9. The company sent my bonus-but for some reason I’m leery of a canned ham with cooking instructions in Cambodian
  10. As shopping hits a climax, police are reporting a surge in counterfeit goods, including TV's, cell phones, and health care reform
  11. Today in 1912: The hoax Piltdown Man is "found" by Charles Dawson and a bunch of global warming scientists from Britian
  12. Its a real Saab story. @Gman2000 R.I.P. Saab. General Motors to close Swedish car company. http://tinyurl.com/y9g36rk
  13. Today in 1898: New land speed record reaches 39.25 mph. 111 years later, city buses have still not come close to this record
  14. Today's Horoscope: Time warps today in a way that makes everything take ten time longer than you want. Schedule enjoyable activities only
  15. If you've never cooked one, let me recommend a Black Turkey for the holidays. Here is the #recipe http://twt.gs/3bip
  16. #Recipe: A couple Christmas Gift Mixes on tap today - Snow Balls Mix & Hazelnut Cookies Mix http://twt.gs/Z2vN
  17. Today's Horoscope: Congratulate a friend who reached their goals. Success is contagious, and you just may need to catch it
  18. @CosmicKitchen Any chance I can still order a pumpkin cheesecake for Christmas?
  19. Today's Horoscope: Let go of your security blanket, especially if it rains and your security blanket is electric
  20. #Recipe: Today's homemade Christmas Gift - Mexican Popcorn Mix http://twt.gs/qMFX