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loltastic !! RT @rakesh314: Linux condom http://flic.kr/p/9mhzSabout 7 hours ago from dabr
@andreaclear ha ha ha ha . epic !! with the typos et al..about 7 hours ago from dabr in reply to andreaclear
@shailaja I dont think it'll get banned. But there will definitely be a lot of controversy.about 8 hours ago from Gravity in reply to shailaja
Ok. Now i've moved on to sansani on star news. Lol this night keeps getting better and better.about 8 hours ago from Gravity
@andreaclear Yeah yeah. I think it must be sponsored by the program itself. :-)about 8 hours ago from Gravity in reply to andreaclear
@piu_frankie 'Ello guv'ner. A bloody brilliant day innit? Aaah..capital.. Capital. Jolly good.about 8 hours ago from Gravity in reply to piu_frankie
@KenSeam Tarkhi buddaa. #Sachkasamnaabout 8 hours ago from Gravity in reply to KenSeam
Are polygraphs really that accurate?Also..I dont see any equipment.Is the chair rigged?Hmmm..i thought they used a pupil scan. #Sachkasamnaabout 8 hours ago from Gravity
Lol. Polygraph voice over dude sounds constipated. #Sachkasamnaabout 8 hours ago from Gravity
@piu_frankie Who who who who? And todays show?about 8 hours ago from Gravity in reply to piu_frankie
@shailaja Yeah.. Was just watching that. Hilarious conversation. Old dude is firing on all cylinders.. :-Dabout 8 hours ago from Gravity in reply to shailaja
@burbleon *Offers a box of glacier mints to her highness..*about 9 hours ago from Gravity in reply to burbleon
Ha ha ha. Holy man taking the case of the host of "sach ka samna". Lol :-) this is epic. This is india t.vabout 9 hours ago from Gravity
Ok. I'm back to watching the mango bombs on india tv.about 9 hours ago from Gravity
Tiwari's mom reminds me of bugs bunny. #rakhikaswyamvharabout 9 hours ago from Gravity
How come nobody fed the anchor some ladoos? He looks starved...NAAAWT !! #rakhikaswyamvharabout 9 hours ago from Gravity
@andreaclear She didnt come. I dont think she even wanted to. Lolabout 9 hours ago from Gravity in reply to andreaclear
Oh lord. This luv chap is the height of cheesiness. Lol. For a moment i thought i was watching a shah rukh love story. #rakhikaswyamvharabout 9 hours ago from Gravity
WTF? Looks like everyone on #rakhikaswyamvhar is fasting today. Lol. Wot shit..!!about 9 hours ago from Gravity
Jeeezusss getting so many mentions on #rakhikaswyamvhar today. He must be happy... :-)about 9 hours ago from Gravity

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