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  1. Hey, Mista Crowdah! Did your thighs tingle when you had dinner with ann coulter?
  2. almost 3 am and not tired. Worried about folks in Iran, right now. Worried about the Number 2 daughter. Too much violence in her 'hood.
  3. I was just notified that I am being followed by Barack Obama on Twitter. I have blocked this account from following me.
  4. I am having a most haram pulled pork enchilada. Delightfully refried, sans sauce with melted cheddar and a Coke Zero. Life is, indeed good!
  5. Hey Amelie, your German's atrocious, and I don't even speak German. Get a spell checker, lassie!
  6. I have a nice, new, manly Israeli distraction. I. MUST. KEEP. FROM. TOUCHING. MYSELF. INAPPROPRIATELY....aaaargh! The raging hormones!
  7. Just posted the Sandwich Nazi Story. Complete with Laurence Olivier and Dustin Hoffman. Other than that, having a sickening migraine. Uggh!
  8. Uggh. Bleary eyed. Too much red meat last night. I need a chelation of some sort. Lileks better have put blueberries in those $37 waffles!
  9. Pondering the amazing things I have seen today.
  10. Eating a sugar cookie and drinking some warm tea.
  11. Made a Greek Shepherds Pie for dinner and played some cribbage with the hubster.
  12. You know what's even cooler than using your iPod as a flashlight? Using it as a weapon against muggers.
  13. cleaning house. punishing children when necessary.