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I'd actually like to know the average speed of a bat fleeing hell. Is it really fast enough to be quoting? 5:18 AM Nov 21st from web
It took me like three minutes to get sick yesterday. It came on like a fucking bat out of hell and now my sinuses are eating my face. 5:18 AM Nov 21st from web
La Choy! My old nemesis! 8:03 AM Nov 20th from txt
@OGOchoCinco is the best thing to happen to football since... ever. Well, him and when Dick Jauron got fired. That's hot too. 6:38 PM Nov 18th from web
@jlawl788 FUCK! I wish I had been born you. 7:00 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to jlawl788
Already calling it a day. Fuck. 6:15 AM Nov 17th from web
There are no cute girls at the Air Force Academy. 7:50 AM Nov 7th from txt
@EmilyMC27 YES! I love it! It's big enough to wrap your entire body up and it has a collar. You're like a hot pocket with a head. 8:26 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to EmilyMC27
@bluenoteslur God Bless 'Merica! 8:02 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to bluenoteslur
@jmccullor You're just as big of an idiot as Steve. 8:01 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to jmccullor
@EmilyMC27 I suggest the Slanket. It's a couch staple at my house. 7:44 AM Nov 5th from web in reply to EmilyMC27
RT @CobraCommander Some days you just have to put your foot down. On Thursdays I like to aim for the adam's apple. <--Duly noted. 6:09 AM Nov 5th from web
@smithmegk It's the crunchy! 6:58 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to smithmegk
@stevepush I will punch you in the face for saying that. Jorge Posada is a gentleman and a scholar. 6:56 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to stevepush
@LucyInDuhSky I'm all about hating the Phillies! I'm am so with you, lady! 10:00 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to LucyInDuhSky
@stevepush I'm in a constant state of flexing. 4:51 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to stevepush
@AKochirka No, that's your snoring. 8:51 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to AKochirka
http://twitpic.com/nrvug - THE Red Fox! 4:35 PM Oct 31st from TwitPic
@smithmegk Yay! You win a prize! Look for it in your mailbox soon. 10:13 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to smithmegk
http://twitpic.com/niywk - guess what i am for halloween and win a prize! 7:44 AM Oct 30th from TwitPic

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Name Mandi Schenley
Location Erie, PA
Bio I'm an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

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