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  1. My God, I just watched all these :: http://fredandsharonsmovies... I must have work to avoid.15 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. Ooh, interesting dreams with gangsters and kittens. Now, double decker for breakfast. (No, no, no. Chocolate bar.) THEN WORK.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  3. Oh, I wish I had someone to talk to about this. I can't believe what just happened to Adrianna's dog.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @lilianavonk Well, exactly. Thank you.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lilianavonk
  5. Can't believe what just happened to Ralph. Wish I had some heroin.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @penny_dr3adful No, honestly, I hated it when I was tarred up too. I promise.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to penny_dr3adful
  7. @lilianavonk Wha...? What's this got to do with nationality? I just think people should say thank you is all. Jeez. Sorry.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to lilianavonk
  8. Christ, I really really REALLY *REALLY* fucking hate that the Soprano children NEVER say 'thank you'. I could whack them.about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. @LovelyNotKeith You pan-loving freak.about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LovelyNotKeith
  10. @LovelyNotKeith Hope today wasn't too traumatic. xabout 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LovelyNotKeith
  11. @LovelyNotKeith Cool. I also have a bucket you might be interested in. It costs only £25 and has only one hole. Dear NotKeith, dear NotKeithabout 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to LovelyNotKeith
  12. $85 for a fucking pan? Are you having a cocking laugh? http://bit.ly/1mjVCs I shit in your pan.about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. The Opposite of Journalism :: http://bit.ly/1iM23c or how I'm just a little bit highly strung these days.about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. This is truly truly repugnant :: http://bit.ly/47n3Rm3:20 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
  15. Damn it damn it damn it. It's so late. I can't believe I'm about to watch another Sopranos. But I clearly am.6:57 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  16. Wow. 'Penisary contact with her volvo.' Tony Soprano, you really are special.6:35 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  17. Kevin Spacey is wonderful. See him being wonderful here :: http://bit.ly/4mZcj512:58 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  18. @mrsean2k The latter I guess. Smashing cutlery about. How's that?12:14 PM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to mrsean2k
  19. @Larky2k Yeah. It got worse. JUST LIKE LIFE.11:47 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck in reply to Larky2k
  20. @seesophiestitch @Larky2k @moogyboobles Despite his astonishing delusions however, I bet he has his own TV show within 5 years.10:58 AM Nov 8th from TweetDeck
  • Name Bête de Jour
  • Location London
  • Web http://betedejour...
  • Bio And I need a job, so I want to be a paper bag writer. Oh, go on. I will shit puppies for you, if that's what it takes.
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