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  1. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Fritos and a Dr Pepper." #1stdraftmovielines
  2. "There is no ... well, for the sake of argument, let's call this piece of replicated reality a 'spoon.'" #1stdraftmovielines
  3. "Frankly, my dear, I ... well, I would miss your enthusiasm when performing your wifely duties ..." #1stdraftmovielines
  4. I do in fact have a trivia question up today: http://bit.ly/nPBpr Tabloid nostalgia! #trivia
  5. @halvorson If only Auto-Tune came in family packs ...
  6. What bad news! Lunch meeting. What good news! We're letting you order lunch. What bad news! There's nothing good on the menu.
  7. @NoelMu @kza I also use Birdhouse, and it's pretty slick. Though I should probably use it more.
  8. Success! My 3yo daughter is hooked on comics. And what do you know -- "be careful what you wish for" isn't just a figure of speech.
  9. @scott_tobias @djardine2520 Biggest disappointment: no explanation that ties everything together. "That was one crazy party," basically.
  10. @shunn That was my guess, but I was sure about the others.
  11. @backroomcomics Better than Archie Meets the Punisher?
  12. @shunn Oh, I like that round premise. Don't know #3 off the top of my head, though.
  13. People who use the word "learnings" need to go stand in the corner until they learn their lesson.
  14. Today's Q: Technology! http://bit.ly/c15av And yesterday's, since I never linked to it here: Comics! http://bit.ly/5YJ2p #trivia
  15. @BabyNameWizard Emony can only stay if Ibory gets in. Perfect harmony. #babynamejury
  16. @ripvanruben That was a make-or-break-it round for several teams. Congrats!
  17. You can start tuning someone out without fear of missing anything once they use the word "utilize."
  18. @zeldman I've had two surgeries that required no lifting afterward. Didn't have a daughter at the time, though. That's much harder.
  19. @andrewmartin 5.33 average -- hardest round of the night, but didn't veer into soul crushing. (Your soul is uncrushed, I take it?)
  20. Well, that was a fun quiz. Thanks to everyone who came out!