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  1. I'm not "addicted" to ordering off of Amazon Prime. I can stop any time I want. I just don't WANT to stop, that's all.
  2. @louisehector Thanks! I'm keeping my Santa hat is at the ready on my office door should an Xmas-related emergency break out. #hohoho
  3. Radisson Edwardian Kenilworth Hotel, you're looking pretty good for my money: http://bit.ly/6ypGHv. #UKtrip2010
  4. Touring Home Depot, Obama declares "insulation is sexy." I've been telling all of my gym-going friends that for years. #wellinsulated
  5. @nolageek The Five Guys hot dog is indeed a beautiful thing: http://bit.ly/7TNX3E #foodpic
  6. How am I just now hearing about "Fistgate"? Have I been living under a rock in a cave on Uranus? http://bit.ly/76s6ro
  7. Tomorrow's forecast is for 57 degrees. Bless you, FSM, for your warm, noodly response to my prayers. #notfuckingfreezingcold
  8. Finally, Chris' house has visible wood. #youcanseethefloors #hoarders
  9. "I like to consider myself a collector, not a hoarder." Uh, yeah - I'm sure you do.
  10. Oh great. The woman hoarder is mourning a stillborn child. Now I feel like a dick.
  11. Sooo thankful I got home in time to watch Hoarders. Every insane rationalization and tearful breakdown is like a warm hug from Baby Jesus.
  12. Tasting...St. Francis Sonoma County Cabernet Sauvignon 2005 #vino
  13. Tasting...D'Autrefois Pinot Noir 2008 #vino
  14. http://twitpic.com/tjn34 - The Punisher
  15. http://twitpic.com/tj9am - Sometimes, I get a pretty nice view from my office window.
  16. Loving the Law & Order: CI episode with a very Thomas Kinkade-esque hack painter caught in a murder/fraud scandal: http://bit.ly/79PJQg
  17. RT @paulmorrisTIM @whygreenberg: It is now legal for men to be prostitutes in Nevada! http://tr.im/HwQD // Nevada is the new California.
  18. @CarpeDylan Good luck!
  19. Netflix suggests that people who searched the movie Ken Park also rent Ken Burns: The National Parks - America's Best Idea. Ha. HA.
  20. A Dirty Shame with director's commentary is a beautiful experience. Huge points for final visual effect leading into credits #dreamland