Profile_bird

Hey there! scalzi is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving scalzi's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

scalzi

  1. Home now. Place is clean. Cats looking totally innocent. However, catnip stash depleted. Curious.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  2. On our way home. Hopefully the cats did not have a party while we were gone.about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
  3. Banning sockpuppeteers on my site.11:31 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  4. @missysedai driving through.11:55 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  5. Stuck in traffic outside Toledo. People don't know how to drive. No, I'm not the one driving.11:46 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  6. I have a headache. Deciding whom to blame. Taking nominations.10:20 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  7. Good (by which I mean, SAD) to hear from XBoxers that Force Unleashed boss battles are multiplatform fail.6:51 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  8. Is not convinced the people who ported The Force Unleashed to PC actually did the boss battles with mouse and keyboard.6:18 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  9. @zizban The entry was always there. It was YOU who momentarily stepped into an alternate universe.5:45 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to zizban
  10. @zizban That would be just you.5:42 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to zizban
  11. Romantic-era solo piano is excellent music to formulate nefarious plots to. In case you needed such.4:32 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  12. @wilw No, Wil. It's YOUR fault. For being so... velvetlicious.2:09 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to wilw
  13. Hey, remember when KISS totally went disco with "I Was Made For Lovin' You"? Yes, well, that was 30 years ago, OLD MAN.11:49 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  14. @SusanSizemore (pulls out checkbook)9:52 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to SusanSizemore
  15. @matociquala @jay_lake "The Ohio Connection" sounds like a bad 1975 knockoff cop drama starring Rod Steiger.9:31 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to matociquala
  16. @jay_lake Maybe the way YOU do it, Mr. Sloppy McGuiltyman.9:24 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to jay_lake
  17. @quinnnorton If such thing happens, can I shout "NOW I AM A STAR" as I do it? Because I'm sure that wouldn't disturb people.9:19 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to quinnnorton
  18. I have many things to sign today. None of them attached to anyone's body. I think.9:12 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  19. Pro tip: When at all possible, use the restroom BEFORE an interview, not during. (After is fine, too.)7:56 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  20. Two great Big Ideas this week, from authors Steven Boyett (http://bit.ly/BOOi2) and Jeff VanderMeer (http://bit.ly/3YRsIv).7:18 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck