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  1. Home now. Place is clean. Cats looking totally innocent. However, catnip stash depleted. Curious.
  2. On our way home. Hopefully the cats did not have a party while we were gone.
  3. Banning sockpuppeteers on my site.
  4. @missysedai driving through.
  5. Stuck in traffic outside Toledo. People don't know how to drive. No, I'm not the one driving.
  6. I have a headache. Deciding whom to blame. Taking nominations.
  7. Good (by which I mean, SAD) to hear from XBoxers that Force Unleashed boss battles are multiplatform fail.
  8. Is not convinced the people who ported The Force Unleashed to PC actually did the boss battles with mouse and keyboard.
  9. @zizban The entry was always there. It was YOU who momentarily stepped into an alternate universe.
  10. @zizban That would be just you.
  11. Romantic-era solo piano is excellent music to formulate nefarious plots to. In case you needed such.
  12. @wilw No, Wil. It's YOUR fault. For being so... velvetlicious.
  13. Hey, remember when KISS totally went disco with "I Was Made For Lovin' You"? Yes, well, that was 30 years ago, OLD MAN.
  14. @SusanSizemore (pulls out checkbook)
  15. @matociquala @jay_lake "The Ohio Connection" sounds like a bad 1975 knockoff cop drama starring Rod Steiger.
  16. @jay_lake Maybe the way YOU do it, Mr. Sloppy McGuiltyman.
  17. @quinnnorton If such thing happens, can I shout "NOW I AM A STAR" as I do it? Because I'm sure that wouldn't disturb people.
  18. I have many things to sign today. None of them attached to anyone's body. I think.
  19. Pro tip: When at all possible, use the restroom BEFORE an interview, not during. (After is fine, too.)
  20. Two great Big Ideas this week, from authors Steven Boyett (http://bit.ly/BOOi2) and Jeff VanderMeer (http://bit.ly/3YRsIv).