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  1. My extremely painful ankle was kind enough to guest star in ALL of my dreams last night. Dr's appointment made.
  2. @abigvictory My head just exploded.
  3. @abigvictory IT should NEVER ask for your password. That's bush-league right there. I hope you refused.
  4. I don't like this new Rosetta Stone lady. I like the other one.
  5. @maxriffner Aw, man. Sorry to hear that.
  6. Hey, girls! I'm on Team Shutthefuckup!
  7. In a lot of pain and my patience is shot. I feel a vicodin coming on.
  8. @custardfairy Brilliant!
  9. Package contents from Shae: Amazing Horse embroidery and Enrique's name tag from the Relax The Balls Store. http://bit.ly/6iygCo
  10. @giddygirlie Those are awesome!
  11. @RedMenice What are you doing way up there?
  12. Ate a stupid amount of mexican food tonight. May have cheese poisoning. Bags of salsa under my eyes.
  13. @MonikkaB Oh god, that looks delicious.
  14. RT @JElvisWeinstein: I'm making a goose, stuffed with a pheasant, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with yams and shellfish: a Gophuck-yashelf
  15. Man, my ear keeps itching no matter what I stick in there!
  16. @MrXStitch Hahaha, thanks :D I'll look into the matter.
  17. About to choke a bitch at work today. And, by "choke a bitch" I mean "attempt to strangle a woman."
  18. @shaebay ...so things like engagement rings would come in refrigerator-sized boxes.
  19. @shaebay It's awesome. Last night I was upset with my camera box, and was thinking that box size should be proportionate to value.
  20. @stevewhitaker If it's gonna be THAT kind of party, I'ma stick my -- oh. Oh, no, you go ahead.