Thomas Lister

Thomas Lister

@sayo Cupertino, CA, USA
I'm only here to see how the story unfolds. Any self-respecting leading man would do the same. Transplanted Kansan. Web Developer. Voids Warranties. Bon Vivant.
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@ sadsauce. I know how you feel.
 
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@ loved it. You are doing the redesign, right?
 
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Thomas Lister
Colbert's interview the past two nights with Maurice Sendak has been pure gold.
 
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Thomas Lister
This makes my whole damn life. Where the Wild Things Are... as interpreted by Christopher Walken.
 
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jeph jacques
Boehner looks like a reptoid with a buttplug two sizes too big
 
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Trevor S
"(good idea),(good idea), WE SHOULD GET RID OF HIGHWAYS AND FORCE WOMEN TO EAT BABY SKULLS!!!!" -Ron Paul
 
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Thomas Lister
@ I like Ingrid's version better.
 
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Thomas Lister
Alaska Airlines. The only awesome airline.
 
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@ I saw that commercial and almost barfed.
 
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Thomas Lister
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@ It's really not the same without it. Super secret flavor weapon for the win.
 
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Thomas Lister
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@ You used Fennel right!?
 
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Thomas Lister
Apathy.
 
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Sean Maher
Speechless. So sad. Santorum Tells Kids With Gay Parents: You’d Be Better Off With Parents In Prison via @
 
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Cabel M. Sasser
Hey guys don't bother watching Master Chef on TV, turns out it has nothing to do with Halo, how does Microsoft let them get away with that
 
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Elizabeth Bear
Via my entire Twitter feed, Patrick Stewart is sick of your misogynistic bullshit:
 
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Thomas Lister
Brilliant.
 
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Thomas Lister
After staying up late and watching Contagion, I want to drink hand sanitizer and never leave my house.
 
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thinkgeek
Daft Punk's "Derezzed" TRON theme on 5 floppy drives: Sounds... appropriate.
 
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Logan Collins
Why is the foodz talking?