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matociquala Dear HBO: the 4-minute unskippable promos on your DVDs are another reason people steal your shows. 12:46 PM May 18th via TweetDeck Retweeted by sayo and 475 others
Hawaii is awesome for this reason: go.sayo.me/GjRp 9:06 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kahuku, HI
This entire vacation has felt like one big Corona commercial. I guess that means we are doing it right. 4:23 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kahuku, HI
I still don't understand how Golf can be fun. 2:16 PM May 17th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kawela Bay, HI
Currently. go.sayo.me/Gh3i 10:16 PM May 16th via Tweetbot for iOS from Kahuku, HI
Laughing so hard I can't breathe. toplessrobot.com/2012/05/25_bli… 1:32 AM May 16th via web
louisck want to make sure those who bought Live at the Beacon know the audio only version is yours free louisck.com. Horse. 8:38 PM May 14th via web Retweeted by sayo and 249 others
wtfxcode 1. Clean build folder 2. Delete derived index 3. Quit/Relaunch Xcode 4. Start working 5. Kill yourself There's no step 6! 9:42 AM May 15th via Twitter for Mac Retweeted by sayo and 12 others
PDX ✈ HNL 6:54 AM May 14th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
@grantbenson ones that require a forklift to move and cost ten grand. Otherwise, no they all suck. 12:14 PM May 13th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR in reply to grantbenson
So the "Fat Man" from the Fallout games has some real world roots: youtube.com/watch?v=khyZI3… 12:05 PM May 12th via web
@antichrista you are toying with some dangerous forces there. 11:41 PM May 11th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR in reply to antichrista
Basil steeping in simple syrup. Can you imagine putting this in lemonade? Amazing. go.sayo.me/GZbJ 11:27 PM May 11th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
MuscularSon son we're born screaming, terrified and covered in ick and if we're lucky thats how we die *stirs pureed peas* here comes the airplaaaaaane 9:45 PM May 9th via web Retweeted by sayo and 14 others
delrayser Shirtless, drunk-with-power Joe Biden spotted on roof of Naval Observatory, shouting commands at pedestrians below. 1:28 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by sayo and 300 others
"*singsong* CUNTY GUNS!" -@logancollins 10:13 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR
@bodyvisual because it's a horrifying picture. 10:10 PM May 7th via Tweetbot for iOS from Portland, OR in reply to bodyvisual
moisesperez Currently twitter.com/moisesperez/st… 11:27 AM May 7th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by sayo
Remiel More brands that are complete sentences, please. "I Can't Believe It's Not Carcinogenic!". "If You Can't Afford This, You're a Bad Parent!" 4:29 PM May 7th via web Retweeted by sayo and 1 other
Chapman Point near Cannon Beach. Got a mud and grass stain on my butt by taking this. 360.io/APwaSY 2:28 PM May 6th via 360 Panorama from Washington, US

Name Thomas Lister
Location Portland, OR, USA
Bio I'm only here to see how the story unfolds. Any self-respecting leading man would do the same. Transplanted Kansan. Web Developer. Voids Warranties. Bon Vivant.