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  1. The salon.com "Baloons and birthers" ad at the top of the page is making me cringe. Spelling mistakes do not inspire me to read your site.
  2. @megancarpentier My cousin in London bought a snuggie while in the US and now thinks she can be their UK distributor.
  3. I have a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in this hilarious McDonald's video from @fancyfastfood: http://bit.ly/59YgKK
  4. Not having internet for three days has made me aware of the depths of my addiction. But I no longer care now that my wireless has arrived.
  5. @martybeckerman "John Lennon said that. He was the walrus. I could be the walrus, but I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
  6. I am moved, and it is (mostly) awesome. Many thanks to Matt, Natalie, Russ, DJ, and @canonizer for all their help.
  7. Blog disclosure rules begin tomorrow. I wish people sent me more free shit so that I could disclose it. Bud Light, are you listening?
  8. Pete Doherty gets booed off German stage for singing Nazi anthem "Deutschland Uber Alles" http://bit.ly/5dsR8x
  9. @audrabrookie I think they let people type in whatever tags they want. So now we all have to go and type in better, more appropriate terms.
  10. Words currently being used as tags for my book on Amazon: Bimbo, WTF, self-aggrandizing, undereducated, and delusional. (Sadface.)
  11. I changed the login for the @jewcymagazine twitter, and now I can't access the account on Tweetdeck. Any suggestions?
  12. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of 3 months of my tweets. Top three words: assistant, assistants, people - http://w33.us/2k3j
  13. I got the apartment I wanted. Now to find out if my new landlord will let me move in on Monday instead of Tuesday.
  14. I've been after my landlord for repairs for years, and he makes them as soon as I move out. #moving #fail
  15. @efb77 One and the same! She's totally badass. I'll send you the interview when it's live.
  16. Can anyone help me with this? RT @namyenoh: @saveassistants Are you aware your site no longer works in Safari?
  17. Duchess of York (the REAL Fergie)'s former assistant escapes from prison, where she was doing time for murdering her ex http://bit.ly/4yIU3M
  18. "Entourage"'s Rex Lee (Lloyd) discusses the real harassment he has faced on the set of the HBO series http://bit.ly/7F3Dw3
  19. @val1124 Oh hon. I'm glad to hear you're (mostly) OK, but so sorry about what happened!
  20. Off to go interview Gretel Bergmann: http://bit.ly/13yDSx