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Sometimes having to watch my blood pressure elevates my blood pressure.10:09 AM Nov 24thfrom web
Dear Campbell's: "1/3 less sodium" also doesn't mean anything grammatically.10:08 AM Nov 24thfrom web
Dear Campbell's: "1/3 less sodium" doesn't mean anything when A REGULAR CAN OF SOUP HAS 750 MG.10:07 AM Nov 24thfrom web
@bsandusky I think someone blocked me on Twitter because I commented that Edward needed to be introduced to a lovely young lady named Buffy.9:16 AM Nov 23rdfrom webin reply to bsandusky
Should mention that the link in my last tweet is totally rated G, if, you know, that makes a difference.1:15 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Search term used to find my blog: "inappropriate songs." They get this post: http://bit.ly/5MowKE. Probably not what they're looking for.1:08 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
Wondering if I did something to make my computer mouse mad. It's being very passive-aggressive.9:57 AM Nov 20thfrom web
Should probably point out that it's okay for me to make fun of attorneys because I am one. They even let me practice in 3 whole states.8:57 AM Nov 20thfrom web
Why does every male attorney of a certain age I've seen lately lack a neck? Is it a rule? 'Cause I'm not looking forward to that.7:29 AM Nov 20thfrom web