saturncast
Getting blasted in the face with pepper spray has never felt so good. . .
| saturncast It's a slow night, so picture famous people wearing top hats. |
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| saturncast WHERE, IN GOD's NAME, IS ANDY MELTON? |
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| saturncast Celtics vs. Lakers in NBA Finals. Time to party like it's 1987 |
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| saturncast I made my overly-sensitive mother-in-law cry today for no apparent reason. |
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| saturncast For a good time, call, 867-5309 |
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| saturncast If you can not rely on Twitter, who can you rely on? |
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| saturncast WHERE IS ANDY MELTON?!!! |
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| saturncast I can not find my iPod and I am craving Trent Reznor. |
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| saturncast @spankingbea -- I use neither hand -- figure it out. |
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| saturncast Wiki yourself. |
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| saturncast Google it. |
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| saturncast I look hideous in photos -- or do I really look like this and no one wants to tell me. . . |
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| saturncast @mattblender -- "urgent like fire" seems like a very stressful Buddhist name. |
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| saturncast I just found out Andy Melton is addicted to NASCAR. Disapointing. |
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| saturncast @cherylprolapse -- a girl of your stature should know what gives you a rash. |
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| saturncast Could someone explain the concept behind the new Old Navy commercials? They make no sense to me, nor explain what they are trying to sell. |
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| saturncast I will only eat dolphin-safe tuna -- and so should you. |
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| saturncast OMG ANDY MELTON HAS PASSED OUT OVER HIS COMPUTER KEYBOARD! |
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| saturncast @cherylprolapse -- it may make you moist, but it may give you a rash too -- AND THAT'S NASTY |
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