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  1. Getting blasted in the face with pepper spray has never felt so good. . .
  2. It's a slow night, so picture famous people wearing top hats.
  3. WHERE, IN GOD's NAME, IS ANDY MELTON?
  4. Celtics vs. Lakers in NBA Finals. Time to party like it's 1987
  5. I made my overly-sensitive mother-in-law cry today for no apparent reason.
  6. For a good time, call, 867-5309
  7. If you can not rely on Twitter, who can you rely on?
  8. WHERE IS ANDY MELTON?!!!
  9. I can not find my iPod and I am craving Trent Reznor.
  10. @spankingbea -- I use neither hand -- figure it out.
  11. Wiki yourself.
  12. Google it.
  13. I look hideous in photos -- or do I really look like this and no one wants to tell me. . .
  14. @mattblender -- "urgent like fire" seems like a very stressful Buddhist name.
  15. I just found out Andy Melton is addicted to NASCAR. Disapointing.
  16. @cherylprolapse -- a girl of your stature should know what gives you a rash.
  17. Could someone explain the concept behind the new Old Navy commercials? They make no sense to me, nor explain what they are trying to sell.
  18. I will only eat dolphin-safe tuna -- and so should you.
  19. OMG ANDY MELTON HAS PASSED OUT OVER HIS COMPUTER KEYBOARD!
  20. @cherylprolapse -- it may make you moist, but it may give you a rash too -- AND THAT'S NASTY