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satan

  1. SHIT! i lost hell's keys
  2. @god have a good day with UnitedAirlines..don't worry about creepy noises, it's just an ambient soundtrack :D
  3. collecting souls like daisies
  4. all the love i give to you is just passionate hate
  5. i wanna kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you
  6. it's not easy to play the devil role today, too many people wants to be evil like me
  7. there's a river of empty beer bottles all over the floor
  8. walkin' to the pub. beer please, i've a burnin' throat
  9. i'm reading some comics by @warrenellis , yeah, i got a place reserved for him, here!!
  10. are you ready to rock? join the satan group on facebook :D just jokin'folks
  11. Aaaargh! Cherry-soul flavoured donuts now! and coffee, black as hell! fucking Starbucks!
  12. what can i do for economic crisis today? Dropping another bank? insurance?
  13. we have a big crisis here in hell..no gas from russia..no more ONU resolutions to burn (Israel burned also my pile)
  14. "It's been a hard day's night, And I've working like a dog". Ok, sing it over and over for the rest of your days
  15. i got GeorgeW. at the phone. he wants to sell me his soul for a perfect tan..he said it was a hint by a little italian friend. God take'em!
  16. Obama still 7-points ahead...need to retrieve some souls before november 4
  17. mmmh...Mc Cain or Obama.. can i vote for George again?
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  19. on a dogwalk with kerberos..he's a fuckin shitmmakin'machine
  20. looking at my GSD (getting sins done) schedule.