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satan

  1. there's a river of empty beer bottles all over the floor
  2. walkin' to the pub. beer please, i've a burnin' throat
  3. i'm reading some comics by @warrenellis , yeah, i got a place reserved for him, here!!
  4. are you ready to rock? join the satan group on facebook :D just jokin'folks
  5. Aaaargh! Cherry-soul flavoured donuts now! and coffee, black as hell! fucking Starbucks!
  6. what can i do for economic crisis today? Dropping another bank? insurance?
  7. we have a big crisis here in hell..no gas from russia..no more ONU resolutions to burn (Israel burned also my pile)
  8. "It's been a hard day's night, And I've working like a dog". Ok, sing it over and over for the rest of your days
  9. i got GeorgeW. at the phone. he wants to sell me his soul for a perfect tan..he said it was a hint by a little italian friend. God take'em!
  10. Obama still 7-points ahead...need to retrieve some souls before november 4
  11. mmmh...Mc Cain or Obama.. can i vote for George again?
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  13. on a dogwalk with kerberos..he's a fuckin shitmmakin'machine
  14. looking at my GSD (getting sins done) schedule.
  15. oh, @god is sick, as usual.
  16. nothing :D
  17. trying to buy Yahoo! and change its tagline to "you're in Hell, now!"
  18. pissing over a car in place F23 in SFO airport
  19. holy shit!
  20. a big question on my todo list for today.. making google more evil or helping microsoft buy yahoo!?